It’s me. I’m a TCG player

TCG Players be like “if everything had gone differently I actually would have won that game”

My TCG isn’t your investment portfolio.

Making the ANQ gems NF for “collectors” is silly. People who want to collect will want the shiniest cardboard. This only serves people who think they’re investing in a cardboard game.

Reviled Runeblade: When the crowd boos you, make a runechant token.

On Christmas Eve night, Azalea, Arakni, Dash, and alchemist Lena Belle committed a heist on the Teklo Toy Foundry. They brought the haul to the Pits, where they held a Christmas party for all the poor children. Everyone got a present that night, bringing cheer to even the hardened assassin Arakni.

Today is liar’s payday. It’s when I get paid but I can’t spend any of it because it all goes to rent on the first.

At least Smash With Big Tree has flavor text

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"Arakni, Slip Through the Pussy"

So excited for our commentator premier!

I thought I didn’t need to care because I can’t go to this PT. But I gotta get that Kayo playmat 🤩

You could do class batches. A set of the old guardians, then old ninja, warrior, etc

I was thinking the same thing but maybe it’s necessary. Gravy isn’t just a strong hero. The way he plays is meta warping. It might be healthier for the game overall to kneecap the deck

Bonds of Agony 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jokes on you. I go to armory and I’m chronically online. I’m the problem and I make sure everyone knows it

You can really tell the difference between a FAB player who is chronically online vs. one who actually goes to amories

I enjoyed the challenge of figuring out what strengths the deck had on the fly. Starting aggressive paid off in one game when I drew into good blocks and big swings. But in another game it was my doom since I couldn’t line up a finisher after letting my life get too low.

oh my gosh their arguments against this being a class action lawsuit are so goofy. its bad because "seven million claimants would kill the company" and "it would be difficult to figure out the rights and compensation for each of the 7 million" so whyd you steal from 7 million people??? dingus!

Thought I’d be cute. Thought I’d have fun. So I played Kayo tonight.

I rolled scabskins four turns in a row. All FOUR times I roled a 1. I didn’t play a single card this whole game.

Anyway I’m quitting

You can never have too many empty notebooks

Instagram was the only other social media I kept but now it’s a minefield.

I keep bumping that reshare button while trying to scroll. Who knows what I’ve been putting on my feed

Btw I’d love if it’s not convention exclusive plz and thank you. Not all of us can afford to travel as much as we’d like

POST IT MORE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

If we can get a new art for Viserai and Prism equipment, can I get a reprint of the crown of dominion with pirate art???

Gravy needs his pirate hat and players need reprints. Win win

A until I get my mat tubes mixed up and end up bringing the same playmat for multiple heroes and end up doing C. Then I figure my life out and go back to A. Then the cycle repeats.

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Is @fabtcg.com gonna unrestrict Deadwood Dirge or is the convention exclusive LL Viserai armory deck just illegal to play?

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Why does it have a guardian border

Conspiracy theory moment.

Old Kayo wording “you have 1 weapon zone”.

New Kayo wording “you start the game with 1 weapon zone”.

Could he be the cheater because he pulls out an extra weapon mid game??

You’re missing the second @goldengatebgs.bsky.social battle?? You’re not defending your title as a gatekeeper??

The first @goldengatebgs.bsky.social Battle being held in my backyard has turned me into a surfer bro. What do you mean you came from out of town? This my local 💪