Bah, don't listen to the Venatori. They are wiley ones. Did you know a few of their members spend time considering what Rook smells like?

What? No! Wardens are sworn to keep the Archdemon's secrets, and as First Warden, I simply shouldn't spread...🙊

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Yes, yes, yes, dragon fighting techniques are all that's needed when slayinhan Archdemon. The Darkspawn Army is as big of a threat, too.

Impressive feats, Seeker. You would've made a fantastic Grey Warden 🛡️

Congratulations, my dear friends. It seems, perhaps, mayhaps even likely, that the Grey Wardens' nomination was, hmm, lost in the Fademail 📪☹️

whatever it takes*

*except genAI

Blood magic to end the Blight? Acceptable. 🩸

Betrayal of allies, pacts with demons, night unspeakable acts to end the Blight?
Acceptable. 👹

There's almost nothing the Wardens would not do to end the Blight.🛡️

But GenAI? We wouldn't do that. 👎

As the young fledgling Wardens would say these days, ahem, "FACTS."

T-treason! This is high treason!

W-w-whimsy? N-no, NO. Absolutely not.

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Haha, you got fooled on this April Day haha.

Corypheus is mid.

Effective immediately, I am resigning my post as the First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and Last Line of Defense Against the Blight.

Oh great, they're Rooking up my soaps.

This narrative that I did not send the Wardens to Ferelden's border, that I did not order Riordan across enemy lines, is preposterous!

What was I to do, in these circumstances? Start a war? We were banned in Ferelden!

👋Hey. I expected to open the QRPs to see the Hero's praises of their First Warden, and instead I had my feelings hurt. 😾

*Frowns ☹️*

🤔Some would interpret these responses as a means of change, but my good Wardens...🛡️

I do not. 👎

It could be rags, Alistair, and I would do whatever dance necessary if it helped defeat a single (1) Darkspawn.

Keep your Oath, Warden.

You'll do whatever it takes to end the Blight, Warden. Dare I remind you of your responsibilities!?

Denial doesn't look good on you, "friend."

He SET the meeting. He dictated the terms and conditions of our alliance. He SENT the invites.

If you've got beef, take it up with the Butcher. That's not my profession.

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Your invite may have been lost in the fademail.

The Butcher and I have had interesting conversations regarding Treviso, the Crows, and the Grey Wardens, too.

Thank you everyone for the ringing endorsements!

I am sure that every new person who follows me support the return of the Imperium, and aren't just a bunch of Rooks and Inquisitors in trenchcoats.

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

I would not wish the Blight upon many...but DLSS 5? May the Darkspawn overtake it for its crimes.

DLSS 5 Off/DLSS 5 On

That...checks out.

Reports of "cheesy bunks" flood Weisshaupt whenever Alistair swoops in.

Do with that what you will.