Oh noes! Hang in there, furrend. Ai wud gib you sum of mai food, but ai don't want to.

Iz true! 🙀

Ember the calico cat sits with her humans. There is a gas fireplace in the background.

TFW your humans keep stopping your from jumping up on the stove, but you still give cuddles because you're magnanimous.

Omen the black cat peers out from a cardboard box with more cardboard piled on top.

Mine box.

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Ember the calico cat wears an annoyed expression as she braces herself against the edge of a bath tub. She is batting at something outside the shot.

Your facewash has displeased me, human.

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Omen the black cat stands on a blue duvet looking over his shoulder.

Dere lots of noise dis week. Weird smells, unauthorised visitors. Humans called them 'contractors'.

Ai not like! Shud hab to get mai purrmission. Ai let humans know am not forgib!

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Ember the calico cat nestles in the arms of a human wearing a red housecoat in a gesture resembling a hug.

I don't really understand why, but a lot of humans seem very stressed right now.

I'd give you all snuggles if I could! Maybe other cats can help 😸

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Omen the black cat lies on his back gazing up at the camera. His head rests against a box of Purdys hedgehogs.

Wud pet mai belly???

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Ember the calico cat bites a cardboard box flap while her brother looks on. Several other kitten-caused perforations can be seen.

It's called 'art', humans - look it up!

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Good job, Calliope! In our experience, this means the humans will soon be wrapped around your little paws.

(Thank you!)

(I feel like she's fully aware of it, too 😅)

Hai! Iz Omen - where get magic warm square? Want tell mine humans...

Thank you! I was born in a barn, then taken to a shelter, so it took a while for me to get used to managing my own household.

Omen the black cat lies on a purple blanket. Ember the calico cat can ve seen in the background.

Ai wud liek to take dis opportunity to categorically deny rumours that Ai jumped at a plastic bag, got spooked by da noise it made an bolted from da room. Ai am just decide Ai not want to be dere for unrelated reasons.

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Ember the calico cat lies on a grey blanket.

I think I've got this thing all figured out. I can cause as much mayhem as I want as long as I look cute doing it and also give snuggles.

It's our first Christmas!

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Omen the black cat stands on a wooden end table, looking toward, but not at the camera.

Ai shud also get to eat tasty kitten food. Y only sister get?

Humans say it wud maek me fat. But humans hab no room to talk - dey much bigger den ai am!

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Ember the calico cat displays her little kitten fangs while lying chaotically on the top perch of a grey cat tree.

Heh heh heh

Ember the calico cat and Omen the black cat share a perch on a grey cat tree. They are looking out the window together.

Ember the calico cat and Omen the black cat share a perch on a grey cat tree. Omen looks out the window while Ember looks back at the camera.

There are lots of loud birds outside right now. The humans say this means there's a storm coming.

Omen the black cat sticks his tongue out while wrestling with Ember the calico cat.

Omen the black cat pins Ember the calico cat.

Ai gud big brother. Teach sister how to wrestle. Ai bery gentle, tho - cos she little.

Exactly! They didn't thank me for my assistance and supervision, either. So ungrateful...

Exactly! You understand the seriousness of the situation. They didn't even thank me for my assistance and supervision, either!

Ember the calico cat gazes down from the top platform of a grey cat tree.

It is I, Princess Ember. I come to you seeking advice on how to properly discipline my human staff. They seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that they are in charge here, and seek to deny me my right to sample any and all dishes being prepared in MY kitchen.

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Omen the black cat dangles his paws over the edge of a grey cat tree platform.

Mine sister hab been in and out of kitten jail all day today. Ai not know how to feel. Ona one hand, Ai get alla scritchies. Ona other, no sister to play wiff.

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats

Ember the calico cat stands with her front paws on the back of a wooden chair. She is looking directly at the camera.

I wasn't going to jump onto the kitchen counter, human, purromise!

So ฅ many ฅ

Omen the black cat rests against the side of a grey and pink cat bed by the fire. Ember the calico cat stretches out on top if him.

Don't think you can distract us with the magic fire, humans! You know what you did...

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Thank yuu!

Humans iz back now. Ai not reddy to forgib yet, tho. Dey was gone for seven forevers! Ai counned!!

Omen, a black cat with orange eyes looks pensive downwards. A white patch of fur is just barely visible on his chest and a single claw can be seen in the foreground

Do other cats here hab experience with 'vacation'? Ai just learn dis word.

It mean big scary bags and humans all gone. Some other human come to feed us, but it not da same. Why our humans leave us like dis??? Ai do sumthing wrong???

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