The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

i love being a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!! aaaauuuggghhhh!!!!!!!

so many awesome people love me!!!! how did i get so lucky!!!!! 😭

the child in me feels sorry for you but the good person in me knows that this is the bed you made for yourself.

hey so i’m NEVER fucking doing that again!

i can’t believe i have to say this but misgendering someone just bc you don’t like them is STILL transphobic 😀🙄🙂‍↔️

genuinely convinced one of my housemates is a psychopath

“i was making fun of you!” yeah i know but you accidentally made me look cool instead because you’re an idiot

crying bc i remembered we kill animals just for being a little mean to us

the dog food method really works 🙂‍↔️

specifically to beat my father in a fist fight, i’ve told him this to his face and he doesn’t believe me. will update after i rock his shit 🫡

the pipeline of “my life is terrible everyone hates me it makes me want to 🦐 myself”

to “my life is beautiful people love me it makes me want to 🦐 myself” needs to be studied

10% of my gym motivation is long term health but the other 90% is so i can fight men

my friends being in love makes me sososososososososo happy it’s crazy

a dead vibrator is still a dildo

read her to filth, she didn’t like it :///

my father successfully ragebaited me in the worst way today 🙂‍↔️👎🙂‍↕️

my roommate is a 16 year old boy in a 36 year old woman’s body

The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans.

“I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

my island thawed out thank FUCK

breaking news: the US is trying to kill more brown people!!!!!! who could have guessed!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^a giant idiot moron baby face

rage baiting my roommate is so funny

holds my head in my hands and squeals

i am getting myself excited over nothing!!!!! calm the fuck down bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

ohhodohgodohgodohmygodohmygodohmygodholyshitdude

(after doing many drugs) actually this was completely wrong i am awesome and cool

i must be the ugliest person on earth

“…[my little brother] was always [my parents’] favorite. That’s okay, because he was my favorite too.”

ooooUUUUUHHHHHHKAAAYYYYY……….did you at least kiss the brick before throwing it