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Hey. I could use some help. I'm out $400 after a new battery and oil change on my usual car. I don't expect it to get paid off this way but anything helps. Thank you.

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Lighter

A hook up with a straight dog.

He's trying his best.

#doberman #otter

A cartoon drawing of the rear of a green-and-woodgrain AMC Eagle, mid-jump above a rural road in a coniferous forest, driven by an anthropomorphic wolf. Stickers on the back read "My kids have 4 paws," "My parents have 4 paws," and "Werewolf Driver- Please Be Patient"

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

Description: A stylized wolverine (gulo gulo) laying down. The wolverine is surrounded by bloodroots and violets. Materials: Acrylic marker, watercolor pencil, fountain pen, gel pen.

wolverine with bloodroots and violets
#traditionalart #mustelids #wolverine #gulogulo

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

Every good gang needs a pet #necromunda

Being a registered publisher makes what I do sound nearly respectable, but it's the kind of publishing where many people use their online handles on business paperwork, so in practice tax season involves asking a lot of questions like "okay, who the fuck is 'Rat Prick', and why do I owe them money?"

FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo 💀

Camel daddy was a bad influence U_U 🚬

listen sometimes you just want to hang out with someone who has a comparable knowledge of ska, punk, and ska-punk

cryosleep chamber

Give em the old ✨️razzle dazzle✨️

Thank you chiitan for being such an ally

Commission

Finished this Rigged Animation class assignment! ft. my orange bodybuilder bro 💪

Vegeta destroys the Punching Machine

Suggestive furry artwork of two stoats bundled in a car It's late and they recently had sex Instead of sleeping they went out to get fast food. The less scarred of the two weasels sits in the passenger seat in a dreamlike haze of post-coital bliss, barely seeming awake and surrounded by little floating hearts surrounding their head. They wear stained sweatpants and a plain white shirt with unclear red text against a yellow circle They limply grasp a phone In a blue case connected to a charger cable with "3AM" Visible on the screen. They leak an unclear fluid that stains the crotch for their sweat pants through the groin. The other stoat, the one driving, has one hand holding the wheel and the other holding his boyfriends hand. He looks far more lucid, looking out from the window of the car at the fast food intercom. "Hey do you guys still do tacos? Uh huh, alright cool. So can I get like 12 of those? And an extra large cola with light ice. LIGHT ice" They're wearing a black t shirt with holes in it and the large printed logo of a local radio station across the chest that is mostly blocked by the seatbelt. Their own flannel pajama pants holster a large and raw cock still spending residual cum through the part nesting the tip. Heavy but not hard. It sits straddling his thigh making a bulging impression in his pants. It's late and dark and most of the world around them is a vague smattering of lights and shapes.

Aftercare.

Danny wanted tacos

Vek was ready to pass out after their fuck

But

He can't resist spoiling dan. They stink and they're wearing dirty laundry they slapped on to be decent enough to step out into society for a half hour or so

Vek hates fast food

But he's happy to do this.

moonch moonch

That you have the vibe of a 50 year old woman

Squirrel McNutt could be real southern or a furry. Hard to tell

Ideal relationship dynamic

A drawing of a book titled “Beside Myself: meeting my clone for the first time”

A drawing of a book titled “B-Side Myself: Adjacent to greatness.” A corner inset reads “with 45 single (with two B-sides)”

A drawing of a book titled “Beside Myshelf: Shelving made easy”