Posts by Porco Afterdark
JD Vance has changed his travel plans to Pakistan more times than he changed his own name.
Sorry, buddy.
Be your best advocate.
First workout since wife fell. It felt good to be back at it.
IGOR! BRING ME MY ICE! IGOR! FIND MY KINDLE! IGOR! ADJUST MY PILLOW!
just chilling with my iil invalid.🤪
Dayum woman. 🔥🔥🔥
A sleek black kitten sprawled on a table top. Her head is resting on a man's forearm. She has big golden colored eyes facing the camera.
I'll see your bull in a china shop. And raise you a cat on a watch repair bench...
Freyja's blessings to you. Hope the weekend comes quickly.
The Bible motherfucker, do you read it?!
Tonight the party in this D&D game is getting beaten up by a spider dragon, which is not particularly embarrassing, and by menacing candles, which is very embarrassing. The candles are upsetting and I think some writer at Wizards of the Coast had a very bad experience at Anthropologie.
BARTIROMO: We just heard from the FBI there was a major cyber attack from China. What response is under consideration?
TRUMP: We do it to them. They do it to us, we do it to them
BARTIROMO: So it's not gonna be addressed?
TRUMP: Maria, I'll address things, but it is what it is. China is China.
Hugs
Jesus Christ is my personal savior. But let's face, He was a woke wimp.
Weird way to couch this
Can someone out there please count up all the CPAC speakers who ranted about George Soros funding left wing causes?
Be sure to take breaks and stretch every hour or two.
A plywood ramp placed on a red brick stoop with iron railings. The bottom of the ramp is also the bottom of a leaf covered hill.
Worked ok as a ramp going down. Hope it's as successful heading back up.
Doing well. Slowly getting stronger and more adept at the crutches. She no longer needs an assist to stand. Off of everything except for some occasional Tylenol and ice.
Grocery run, Home Depot run, and washing wifey's hair.
“viktor orban has more integrity than the US president” is not a phase i thought i’d ever say but here we are
Me: (two weeks ago) What? The movement is pre-assembled? where's the challenge in that?
Me: (last night) surely, I can get past step one and remove the temporary crown without completely bollocksing the movement.
A stainless steel mechanical wristwatch with a see through dial and luminous markings for the hours and a black bezel ring on the face.
This was a fun and challenging project. Mad respect to watch modders.
Scene from The Road captioned "Yes, but her emails."
LOL
Comfort food on point. Just diced up a few slices of corned beef brisket and some leftover boiled red bliss potatoes.
Reader, I made a total hash of it. 😋
Had my first solid sleep in 15 days and wasted it all on a Zoom call.