made the mistake of opening a window for fresh air without putting on a jacket and now it is fucking ACHING

sharing the same chronic shoulder pain as my 60+ yo father really makes me optimistic about the future of my physical wellbeing

thats so cute

Hello #PortfolioDay!
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writing fic and in the middle of a sentence “was” was autocorrected to “wawa”…like no i don’t think that’s quite right

NOOOO…

“why was it in a jar and why did you keep it overnight” number one my cat needs entertainment. number two dont worry about it

just had the realization that the roach that i caught and put in a jar was still out on display when an agent came by to show my apartment unit earlier today. which i think is the most succinct review of this building that i could possibly give to any prospective tenants

NO THIS CANT BE 😭 😭 😭

must be a fluke. surely they’re not expanding in numbers in the pipes. surely that’s not why the kitchen sink has had trouble draining this week

roach in my sink. okay

THE FOOT JOKE IS CRAZY….imagine being such a hater that you end up being the only source for details of your target’s life. that is so insane thank u rachel for this

the courtesan and the muse, or: persuasive oratory, incest allegations, and lady ox-eyes a speedrun through my favorite toxic, disastrous relationship trio

it's here!! hold my hand as we speedrun through the roman republic's best, worst, most toxic relationship triangle. it's even a toxic relationship pentagon if you squint.

every month or so a little voice whispers into my ear telling me i should get back en pointe and then i remember that im no longer at the age where id be able to bounce back from ankle injuries within a week

people who don’t do ballet and have high arches and hyperextended knees and are naturally flexible…..give them to me. i should be allowed to take custody of those traits no questions asked

HAPPY KO DAY

YUMMMM this is me and sorce snow moon magic

AHAHAHHA

i was literally thinking about writing shane fic a few days ago too!! but then i was like wait i would have to research hockey stuff. never mind

it is so funny because so many ppl are saying this is the routine of a psychopath but it’s like. brother he is just korean

the hockey to fuck-n-suck ratio is CRAZY

i started heated rivalry. wowza

DESERVED CUZ U SLAYED SO HARD

NOOOO sending restorative potions ur way 🫂

who betrayed you

im seeing “use BF25 for 15%!!!” just spit in my face at this point

this happened to me last week too

LETS GOOO

cried a little while i read this, your writing is so stunning as usual and your love for her is so palpable

a letter to my dog sixteen days later, after sixteen years together

not sure what to say about this one. i wrote it and i think it helped me. "grief is love with nowhere to go"