We were hanging with Clark Kent today at DC Comics HQ!

For those playing along the count is 19. Did not think this through for pool days. #donutbod

Carly is really lazy and also is getting a single hash brown door dashed to her.

Driver showed up totally confused when he grabbed the bag. He's checking with everyone about it

Because what other good idea would it be after eating 2 donuts, 5 beers and probably 5 or so tequila shots than to cut my hair. Mission success!

Yes the TV is in fact welcoming @donnalynch.bsky.social

Astronaut for size

*Insert Killing Joke - Asteroid here*

If you've been following my donut journey on Facebook while I'm tour, just know it's at 16.

How time zones work in AZ.

Phone still in Mountain Time
In Navajo Nation they stay in Mountain Time
Closest weather location not on Navajo land has the rest of the state's time.

Not open yet in VA. 😞

Overheard while walking out of ACE Hardware:

Customer: Do you carry birthday candles

Employee: We do...in the party section

If this man wasn't born, there wouldn't have been some of the most legendary music ever created. Happy Birthday Quincy Jones.

My quest for fried ice cream was a success yesterday. Can't wait until Chi-Chi's comes back though.

Oh great something else for you to update on your laptop while you're driving.

Hey @dcbigjohn.bsky.social best I can do is Bowser lol

Haven't seen her yet, but there's two more days.

You mean this? 😀

Is there anything more trusting than 4 bald Italian dudes on a carryout bag?

Someone's already over the holidays and tossed their tree out!

Also my alter ego DJ name when I spin Yacht Rock is DJ Admiral Smooth. 😀

I can't stop laughing after watching a video of "How do you afford all those bikes" which can also substitute guitars and the answer shown was a job application.

Yes indeed! As is Vulvatron who was in GWAR. There's videos of our shenanigans if you know what to look for 😆 🤣 😂

Miscellen.bandcamp.com

"Here's your Chocy Milk, Matty."

Any corporation asking for a background check can shove it up their ass at this point.

If they've got a coiled cable like this going into a Telecaster, shit is gonna be a legit rock and roll show! #SturgillSimpson #TheAnthem #WashingtonDC

Nope, I was mostly there doing events so I tried to stay away otherwise. 😆

This spring, Seattle WA

Oh BUTT it is

a man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel show ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a ctv comedy channel show

No one posted that. Delete this sexy photo!

I saw they're going to be turning the building museum in DC into an ice skating rink mid-Dec until early Jan. I love this building and doing gigs in it was never bad no matter having to run a ton of power lines throughout.

Love the username. 😀