The penis is stored in the balls

Oh yeah I was just thinking if Israel is involved they dont have a great track record of honoring ceasefires it seems

For me it's coconut milk

Nice! Good for them.

Chew on a paint stirrer

Suck the juice out of some popsicle sticks

Omg and those wooden spoons from the ice cream cups

Does... does she think the earth lights up the moon?

Ugh I dont have any of my soda in the house, what am I gonna do drink WATER like some sort of ANIMAL?

Phone, keys, non-sabra wallet

Yeah, im even trying to avoid terms like "psychopath" that imply a diagnosis, using words like "immoral" or "evil" or "immature"

Is it awk if I help my crush's ex move a bed?

Help people and expect nothing in return.
I know I have that sort of mindset when I send people money, but it's been harder to learn to apply that to physical and emotional labor too. Like obv dont let ppl take advantage of you, keep your boundaries. But not everyone is going to be able to repay you

Care for people. Help where you can.
I see you helping people 🥰

Help miu!!

Boosting your boost

This is the going badly thread

I still need $1507 in 4 hours to be sheltered for 7 nights

Asking people to share doesn’t work, so scroll through the thread for entertainment

Linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

#mutualaid #givingtuesday #helpsky #bipocma #fundsky #disabilitycrowdfund #mutualaidvoid

Please help britt. I'm begging you

Doctors HATE this ONE HABIT of yours but they WONT tell you what it is and it triggers your ANXIETY

Ordering only breadsticks from a pizza place like "thank you sir, I will have 8 servings of your craziest bread"

I couldn't tell if I heard guys laughing or crows cawing but either way im happy for them or sorry that happened

Would it help if we typed in all caps?

Lol while yall "log into 'Zoom'" im having a normal weekday (I mean. Other than all that shit going on. But yeah I've scored some very fulfilling work)

Guy who ate a tub of non-sabra hummus for breakfast

I'm atheist and im praying for them

I mean, no, people should not be gathering around missile targets. It would be nice if we had someone with morals on the other side but unfortunately not.

I had plantar fascitis or something and I went to a podiatrist and she kept saying how my feet looked "normal", like ma'am ive got bunions

Right like even freaks think theyre gross

Think of how many thousands of lives would be saved if it happened today

Look ppl have already tried it a few times, someone's just gotta have a good sniping spot