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Posts by Sam Asthana

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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .

first time ever keeping up with a @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign live and I do indeed keep asking myself if it’s Thursday yet 😭😭😭

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How the hell does @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social know the word dithyramb on top of all of the other things he knows. Sheesh. 🔥 #criticalrole

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If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.

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Saw @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social do MBMABM and Wonderful in Austin this weekend and I will never be the same. Nor will my relationship with chickpeas. #fasterthanfear #20thunderdrive

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

propaganda i’m not falling for: shuckle

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you know someone knows ball when they pronounce the é in pokémon

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

perfume genius playing in the coffeeshop… maybe everything is gonna be okay after all

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🗣️🗣️

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hit up a maxillofacial prosthodontist!

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

"this is what separates us from the apes" - me presenting my new invention, the ape separator.

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A THERANOS-LIKE PITCH
Elizabeth Holmes's partner - Billy Evans — has a new start-up. It's a blood testing company.

Philip Cheung for The New York Times A THERANOS-LIKE PITCH Elizabeth Holmes's partner - Billy Evans — has a new start-up. It's a blood testing company.

The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline

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cursed by the knowledge that in the most recent episode of smartypants paul robalino reinvented the mcelroy “great job” car horn. doubly cursed by the knowledge that @hankgreen.bsky.social was in the room also afflicted by this curse.

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🎶 I’M A LITTLE TREE BABY I’M A MUSHROOM MAN 🎶 lisa gilroy my hero

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millennial-focused bar started playing santeria and you know shit popped off. i love my people (millennials)

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commenting on all of my frenemies’ selfies saying “recession indicator”

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walter groggins???

1 year ago 2 1 0 0

The gif is mysterious and important

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

lee pace on foundation…………

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watching the new daredevil reboot. why is every scene with wilson fisk a scene out of veep.

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forgot how hard lords and ladies goes. just read that tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of sir terry’s passing. can’t believe it’s been that long already

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Keen’s last words

1 year ago 7 0 2 0

*finale!!

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watched the make some noise finally. @joshruben.bsky.social’s miss piggy scream is going to be what gets me through this week.

1 year ago 59 4 1 0

oh wow. that’s awful!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

eagans… lumon… creepy fake doctor… MILCHICK… it’s on sight

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

me, so excited to watch severance before going to bed: 🤠

me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

re-reading some discworld. divers alarums have ensued.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit

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chicago is cold ❄️

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

going to chicago this week and tomorrow it’s going to be one degree fahrenheit. one. degree as a word is meant to have an s behind it. it’s meant to be plural. to say degree instead of degrees is obscene, it’s a profanity.

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