Line drive, look out goose!

Late on this but Slappy Happy Meal is absolutely sending me 😂😂 Inside the NBA is forever the best, whole crew is next level

Every time a white-breasted nuthatch lands on one of our bird feeders I scramble to get my phone out to snap a quick picture and by the time I’m ready it’s flown away 😭 they’re just so cute!

Some real Allbirds Matter ass energy innit

Man what the hell, my one pair of Allbirds has become my favorite shoe for traveling 😭 this timeline is just the absolute dumbest

"Cover Me Up" - Hayley Williams and Jason Isbell at Hammerstein Ballroom 4/12/2026 YouTube video by Anthony Roman

If you’re so inclined, said video is here. Say what you will about Isbell post-Shires (I have feelings) but gah damn if this ain’t just outstanding.

Oh my god I just watched the YouTube video of Hayley Williams having Jason Isbell at her show and they did a duet of Cover Me Up and I believe I would have ascended to another planet if I’d been at that show

Don’t even get me started on some of the associated transportation stuff… this is the most egregious one so far but $80 to get from Boston out to Gillette (er, sorry, “Boston Stadium” 🙄) also stinks. I’ve loved the World Cup for as long as I can remember but man.. everything is nauseating now.

Stadium map of SoFi (aka Los Angeles Stadium bc FIFA sucks ass) showing the sections broken out by Category. There are Categories 1-4 plus an accessible seating area. Category 1 is all of the 100 & 200 levels, Category 2 is the 300 & 400 levels plus the more “sideline” part of the 500 level, and Category 3 is more towards the corners of the 500 level. Category 4 is basically nonexistent, the top corner of the stadium I guess.

US Soccer just emailed me saying I could purchase some tickets now to the #USMNT World Cup opener against Paraguay… prices by category:

Cat 1: $3,009 ea
Cat 2: $2,134 ea
Cat 3: $1,232 ea

Genuine lmao, these clowns at FIFA can sincerely fuck off.

Precisely zero apology in that bunch of words, either, since that would obviously be asking FAR too much of this fairly famous footballer 🙄🙄

Huh, shocker, you mean Jorginho and his people completely overreacted without getting the actual facts and pretty much opened up a damn witch hunt over something that didn’t happen? If only anyone could’ve seen that coming… world’s a mess, man.

Today I’m thrilled for our walking tour guide in Budapest a couple years ago who had precisely nothing nice to say about Orbán but was optimistic about Hungary’s future 🇭🇺🇭🇺❤️🤍💚

Is it possible that my dream to relegate Everton died so that a dream to relegate Tottenham could live?!?

This is sincerely criminal officiating, not even exaggerating. This idiot should not get another game the rest of the season. Completely unacceptable. #ncfc

That is absolute dogshit refereeing. The referee had a direct view of the play and wasn’t giving a penalty but decided to defer to his linesman?? Get the HELL out of here. Standard officiating is unbelievably awful. #ncfc

The world would be a better place if golf (& by association golf courses) didn’t exist.

/ducks, hides, runs away

Every single time I’m back in Texas I’m reminded how deeply unfair it is that all y’all have H-E-B and all the rest of us don’t. Kroger and Publix and whatever other local or regional chain is near you simply cannot compete. No store does more, etc.

Awesome, appreciate it! I’ve not been out to Fredericksburg in probably decades now but it’s lovely out that way. Truly had no idea TX had jumped up that much in wine production tho!

We do! Any favorites out this way? The wedding is in Wimberley so we’re at a lil cottage nearby. I don’t think I realized how many wineries there were out here

We’re in the Texas hill country for a wedding and I’d already decided I wouldn’t let the Red Wings hurt me this weekend, plus it’s probs too little too late at this point anyhow. Deeply frustrating team. #LGRW

I’m still getting up early Saturday for the East Anglian derby tho 😅 #ncfc

The back of my upper arm with a new tattoo of an upside down cowboy hat, and a cactus coming out from inside the hat. The hat is mostly black with some brown and grey, and the cactus is mostly green with a few spots of yellow/orange red. I’m standing inside the tattoo shop so some art can be seen on the walls in the background.

2nd straight trip where I’ve gotten a new tattoo so I guess this is a tradition now? 🤠

Playbill for The Sound of Music, the cover is purple with green on the top and mountains are behind the text. The theatre curtain is visible behind it.

The cast of The Sound of Music waving and being applauded by the crowd at the Fox Theatre. The set behind them is pink, blue, and purple and mountains are visible

We saw The Sound of Music tonight at the Fox Theatre which was absolutely lovely and wonderful. Clearly also a substantially better time than watching the Wings throw away more points 🫠

Is it too late to pivot into becoming an astronaut at this point, or…

A mostly dark screen with the NASA logo in the upper right and a bit of hazy light peeking out from an entirely dark Moon in the lower right

Total solar eclipse! Solar corona! From behind the Moon! #Artemis

🥹🥹🥹 Space. Is. So. Cool.

Can we keep Big Philippe Clement at Norwich forever?! 🥹 Just an unreal turnaround that’s been phenomenal to watch. #ncfc

Another outstanding away performance and result for Norwich! Owed Millwall that one after the reverse fixture early in the season. Pelle Mattson really is some player. #ncfc #otbc

Holy shit! Absolutely, genuinely insane.

Twice, even 😅 although it was my senior year of undergrad when I was on spring break in Chicago with a roommate & ended up at a conference finals game at the Joe that pulled me into Wings fandom from then on, so maybe that counts somehow?

Yeah that’s quite reasonable, my brother lived in Midland for a bit and I don’t miss having to fly out there 😂 it’s somewhat the Aggie in me that’s inclined to joke about Waco