Jeez, imagine if Stearns didn't focus on defense this offseason #LGM
Posts by Chris Merlo
THIS IS NOT A FALSE ALARM
THIS IS NOT A TEST
#Rush
youtu.be/kVw-4L59Tw0?...
This video just came up on my YouTube recommendations this morning and, as a diehard Mets fan who teaches graph theory to computer science students, I don’t know that I’ve ever loved a video more.
Carson Benge is on pace for 162 HR this season which, if I’m reading this correctly, would be a record #LGM
More than half of the album were gigantic radio and MTV hits. People can say what they want, but it’s a seriously good album. I got on board with High and Dry, and this album is third for me behind Pyromania and H&D, but not by a lot.
Age checks are extremely harmful and don't actually protect anybody (including children)
www.politico.eu/article/age-...
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
I saw Anthrax for the fourth or fifth time in the summer of 2022 at Coney Island, and surprise guest Chuck D came out for the encore. I lost my entire mind.
I can’t believe the baseball card company also makes enemas
I mean absolutely no disrespect to later/current members of the band, but holy hell @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social might have put together the greatest rock band ever assembled for the Raven album and tour youtu.be/NBjD8QFtleM?... #ProgRock
A bumper sticker I saw this morning:
NOT A STUDENT DRIVER
JUST STUPID
And all this time I thought Mara was the bad one
reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
What’s the difference between “Melania” and Bigfoot?
Many people admit to seeing Bigfoot.
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
No arrests of the ICE thugs who murdered Alex Pretti, Renee Good, or Keith Porter. No arrests of anyone in the Epstein Files. But they arrested Don Lemon because of his journalism.
That’s awful. I’m so sorry.
A graphic from the National Weather Service that describes our home of Long Island as the location with the “greatest uncertainty” with regards to snowfall amounts in the impending storm by drawing a literal yellow box around us
“What’s the name of your band?”
“The Yellow Box.”
“And where are you from?”
“The Yellow Box.”
Instead of a Mets hat, Beltran’s plaque should have him wearing a trash can on his head
The people who insist democrats are fighting Trump as hard as they can are more delusional than Trump
Ok so disband them ffs
Oh and they served chicken and waffles with this maple butter that I still think about.
So much so that when my kid left all his Nintendo Switch games there, they recognized his case and held them for us.
There was a hole-in-the-wall fried chicken place near the train station that to this day made the best fried chicken I’ve ever had. They also had a giant chicken sculpture outside. We lived in an apartment two blocks away, and so we went all the time.
I didn’t finish Asteroids on the 2600. It finished me.
10/10 no notes
Fake advertisement for Draft Kings in a print copy of The Onion. In the front of a photo of a house with a foreclosure sign, it reads: "Draft Kings Earn a free $10 toward buying back your house."
excellent work by @theonion.com this month
You *do* understand that AIPAC and the Jewish community are two different things, right?
Seeing as I don’t party with bootlickers, yeah, I am
Winner has to release the Epstein files. Loser has to give AIPAC their money back.