When you finally get big biceps from going to the gym and now they'll act like automatic floaters so you can learn how to swim.

As time goes on a new age is considered to be old. As of right now it's 26 or 27 like bro what😭Soon people will turn 20 and everyone will be saying "omg you're SO OLD FOR TURNING 20"

Damn you were going hard on the scrubbing it vanished just like the last air bender 😭

Does anyone use the rubber yellow gloves to clean their dishes anymore? I assume we go bare hands deep into the sink now.

So people with crazy amount of hair have you ever put an item in there and pulled it out when you needed it?

I don't know how I feel about removing the bottle cap off of honey when it's making same sound as soda. Granted I know it's the air escaping but it doesn't feel right with me LOL

Been a hot minute since I had an egg sausage Mc muffin and it's still delicious. Unsure what the naming convention is but when it's fresh and wrapped up, once you remove the wrapping it has this wet thing going and it just enhances the flavor. I'm going call it the Mc Sweat

When you're trying to solve a math question but you can't seem to get it. So you have to use algebraic expression to talk with it instead

Why do a Lemonade stand when you can save money and do a Water stand

It's Mr Sandman but he uses flex seal on your eyes

Mario: It’s a me Mariooo

Me: It’s a YOU walking out the door!

Mario: Mamma Mia

Cut the tag off your shirt and you'll be set free

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In a good way!

Is it April 1st because you are a fool or are you a fool because it is April 1st?

We have so many number memes and I'm here thinking when is saying a colour going to be a meme? Like what if you just say purple and people just lose their shit over it?

Can a shy pisser and a proud shitter find true love in the stalls?

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! *It's a three sticks combined as one*

I like how anything can be used as a way to tell if someone is a red flag or a green one, even stupid ones. Like fav number or colour and even seasons.

New look for Wilds!

When the dentist is giving you a cleaning but it sounds like it's giving a signal to the aliens

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How fighting 10 star Gogmazios felt like:

No Love Ball!

Ball Guy Shoots His Shot

People say if you’re sore from a workout you’ll be fine going back the next day. However, I say no because you want to be double sore????

I'll Be Cheern' For You

When your body is so stiff you start acting like a mime

Do you think a person has done a banana split while eating one at the same time?

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Close enough

From what I’ve seen of Pokopia, I find it hilarious when people make a house for their Pokémon only for said Pokémon to be “I want to sleep outside next to a vending machine etc”. This is the equivalent of buying a luxury bed for your cat only for them to prefer the cardboard box