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You can score one of my fine art 2026 calendars at 50% off by visiting mincingmockingbird.com or Etsy.

I look forward to sharing exciting new creations with you in the coming year!

NEW! "Secondhand Embarrassment Is My Love Language"

24 x 24 inches
acrylic on panel

SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".

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NEW! "Asking For The Access Code For A Public Toilet Easily Satisfies My Human Interaction Quota"

24 x 36 inches
acrylic on canvas

AVAILABLE! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!

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Psst...original paintings are 20% off with free US shipping(!). In fact, ALL of mincingmockingbird.com is 20% off, with free US shipping over $49. HURRY! This banger of a sale ends tonight.

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NEW! "Easy Piano Arrangements Of Horrorcore Gangsta Rap Hits"

18 x 24 inches
acrylic on panel

SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!

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NEW! "Leave Your Judgments At The Door While Caring For Your Elderly, Polyamorous Parents"

9 1/4 x 26 7/8 inches unframed
26 5/8 x 35 inches framed
19th Century Antique Wooden Frame
acrylic on panel

AVAILABLE! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".

NEW! "Titles Of Songs That Contain The Lyric 'Everything Is Gonna Be Alright' Must Now Carry An Asterisk"

17 3/8 x 21 1/8 inches unframed
19 3/4 x 23 5/8 inches framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel

SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".

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New designs have just been added to my popular Wings on Wood collection!

Check them out at mincingmockingbird.com, where the holiday sale is in full swing—nearly everything is 20% off with free shipping on all US orders over $49!

NEW! "It’s Healthy To Occasionally Check Out And Take A Break—The Horrors Of The Modern World Are Infinitely Patient And Will Calmly Await Your Return"

23.75" x 23.75" unframed
32" x 32" framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel

AVAILABLE! From my solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami".

NEW! "A Guide To Politely Declining Family Heirlooms Without Using The Words 'Gross,' 'Bonfire' or 'Dumpster'"

18 x 14 inches unframed
24 x 20 5/8 inches framed
Antique Frame
acrylic on panel

SOLD! From my new solo show "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami". See the show via the link in bio!

"Coronavirus Is Wreaking Havoc On My Kissing Booth Business, Even After I Removed The 'Tonsil Hockey' Option From The Menu"

acrylic on canvas

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NEW original paintings drop VERY soon! Sign up for my mailing list at mattadrian.com to see them as soon as they're released. The show is titled "Eking Out Existence Amongst The Ignorami" and will feature scads of new paintings and their infamous titles.
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"Plagued By Guilt—And Also A Plague"

acrylic on panel

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"Sometimes A Cough Is Just A Cough"

acrylic on panel

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"It Puts Me In Mind Of That Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Dressed In Poop Emoji Costumes Scream Children’s Songs At Unsuspecting Pedestrians."

acrylic on canvas

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"He Fancied Himself A Quarantine Libertine—In The Afternoons You Would Find Him Wearing Only A Pair Of Latex Gloves"

acrylic on panel

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"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie"

acrylic on panel

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"He Ticked All My Boxes: Flat Earther, Anti-Vaxxer, Terrified Of 5G Cell Towers—And The Man Could Make A Mean Bleach Smoothie"

acrylic on panel

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"I Hail From The Great Commonwealth Of Massachusetts—Please Allow Me To Regale You With A Few Colloquial Vulgarisms"

acrylic on panel

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"Horny For Normalcy"

acrylic on panel

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"Here’s The Opening Number From My Solo Show That’s About Flunking Out Of The Musical Theatre Program And How I Lay That Failure At The Feet Of My Tin-Eared Parents, Who Never ONCE Sang ‘Happy Birthday’ In Tune"

acrylic on panel

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"What Earned Me The Nickname 'Congenital Idiot' Was When I Lurched Shitfaced Out Of A Karaoke Bar High On A Deranged Dream That Blue-Eyed Soul Could Save The World"

acrylic on panel

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"No Substance Is Too Viscous For 'Glistening Jim, The Gunk Juggler'"

acrylic on panel

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"I Apologize For Being Pissy—It’s Just That Social Distancing Is Anathema For Someone Whose Most Uttered Phrase Is ‘I’m A Hugger’"

acrylic on panel

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"Surprise, Surprise - This Self-Described 'Cheeky Bastard' Turned Out To Be Just A Run-Of-The-Mill, Garden-Variety Bastard"

acrylic on panel

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"My Sciatica Bloometh Afresh"

acrylic on panel

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"I Always Have To Stop And Ask Myself—Is This My Extreme Paranoia And Anxiety, Or Am I Just Freaking The Fuck Out?"

acrylic on panel

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