Ahhh I get them on occasion.

At the moment IRL I'm getting a load of AI phone calls about motor finance misselling claims

Me an all

I have to say that yesterday I was in Glasgow for the Celtic game and a frankly ridiculous amount of Guinness was consumed.
Incidentally the fact that Arteta used to play for them meant the pub I was in went mental when your winner went in

My drive home today involved 5 stops as my innards are shot

Oh fuck no

In the early/mid 90s watching "thaym" fuck up especially in Europe was the only pleasure I got from football.

From the reaction of a pub full of Celtic fans to that goal it appears we've all remembered he played for "thaym"

Hulk walking away music is the American entry in that competition

Of course I came to a standstill half a mile after a turn off

And a serious accident on M74 meaning I'm sitting in a stationary traffic has added an extra dimension to the journey

I'm not being entirely serious you know

Cunt

Masochism is getting up at 6am to drive 250 miles to watch an undoubtedly fucking stinking game of football...

Leeds beginning to embrace Munchy Box culture

Two more Reform local election candidates accused of offensive posts Labour calls on Nigel Farage to sack candidates and says his party’s checks ‘clearly not fit for purpose’

BREAKING NEWS: Bear accused of shitting in woods.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Arthur Scargill 1984

"Keepers should never get beat at their near post"...

@deadbloke.bsky.social @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social @arcticreviews.bsky.social Right you cunts

I'm in three legs and they've played this at full time...

Explain yourselves

Manchester and Leeds cunts

Next weekend the fantastic Pete McKee is showing off his brilliant art and making a smashing noise with his band.

I'm up Glasgow for the Celtic game so I'll be doubly fucked off if they don't win and I missed this because of it

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

Lessons from England for Celtic's burgeoning protest movement - what comes next? What can Celtic fans learn from a season of protest? Lessons from protest movements in England and what comes next for the Celtic Fans Collective.

"Host" @pault1888.bsky.social steps out from his duties on "my podcast" to speak about the current situation with The Collective

www.celticway.co.uk/news/2603056...

Went to see a family in New Farnley this morning.

Passed the Dragon and saw a group of lads on the beer at half eleven. Older lads some of them. No way I could do that these days. 2 hours before KO definitely my limit

Domestic crisis

Came back from work this morning to find this message on the rug and was advised that hersel' had done a tip run...

I've contacted Relate

It's a long thread but the "headline story" will be passed off as fact by the Reform and pub racist lads

Ha ha I just did likewise. Made him a top man the whole game always with top honour.

My next play I'm going to be an ubercunt by shooting and robbing every cunt I encounter

Aye it was on Big Match Revisited this morning. You had Jim fucking cunting bastard Melrose (The cunt) and Gordon Smith (the cunt) playing for you

@williamshuttoh.bsky.social Counterpoint to your Pope and Iran post the other day

Also found some of the Acorah Collection by Battles (has he deleted again)

Off to the pub later and there's karaoke.

Last time I was in I sang D.I.V.O.R.C.E , the Billy Connolly version. Went down so well might do Welly Boot Song tonight

Listening to Hitchhikers Guide audiobook and when I heard this bit I reckoned he nailed Trump's role.

"For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it"

Whinmoor in Leeds is Trump country it appears

When working from home I often put some true crime stuff on in the background.

Even when it comes to crime documentaries Glasgow murderers are unsurpassed