Excited to wake up with you in my sack tomorrow morning

How have you edited @yeloop.bsky.social 3 times into the same video?

My 7-yr-old just said my jacket smells like me, to which I asked if he found my smell familiar and comforting. He said “it’s familiar, but it’s not comforting - it’s gross.” Cheers lad.

We are asking Ukrainians to defeat the armies of Putin and Kim Jong Un. In their efforts to do so, Ukrainians helped bring down Assad. Ukrainian resistance is one of the most stunning military achievements in modern history.

In a heart beat.

Morning Light : It doesn't give a fuck.

Same

I just called my dog Charles Lickens to his face and he growled at me.

I have this innate feeling that I’m about to enter my ramen era. I’ll become known as Ra-Man. Me and my soupy noodles causing chaos in the streets. Excited 🙆🏼‍♂️

WHAT HAPPENED IN SOUTH KOREA?

Timeline of the #MartialLaw #SouthKorea 🇰🇷

This is funny, but the guy is just trolling and did not in fact lose his life savings by buying the piko top of Hauwk Tuah’s rug pull.

What about if instead we create a trap where we send everyone who comments on those posts a physical address of the AI location, but it’s actually a prison and when they arrive we capture them and don’t let them go until they deactivate their Facebook accounts.

I wonder what the millennium bug is up to these days. I hope life turned out ok for him.

that text message meme where you have three new texts on your home screen. Anxiety: What if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you The Glunkler: omw to glunkle you lol

I will never, ever get over this.

Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.

Gangsta democracy.

Incredibly accurate take 🫡

it's tuesday evening and we're korean

I love Korea so much. I’ve only visited Seoul once - like 6 weeks ago - but it and its people must be protected at all costs ⚔️🧙🏼‍♂️

Every once in a while I leave the safety and sanctuary of my rural seaside home and travel to London to ‘integrate’ with society. Today is one of those occasions 😮‍💨

I got caught on CCTV playing Box Car Racer at the pub last night

In this the year of our lord 2024 tv remotes should be touchscreen devices which have a keyboard built in. Like a phone. It’s not exactly novel technology.

This. 100 times this.

Dude, this post cannot be taken seriously as political discourse 😂

The image is a DVD cover for the film 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, directed by Michael Bay. The cover features a rugged man with a beard, dressed in tactical gear, holding a firearm. He stands against the backdrop of an American flag and a smoky battlefield. The title “13 Hours” is prominently displayed in bold white text with a digital clock-style font. The tagline below reads, “The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.” Review quotes and star ratings praising the film are also included at the bottom.

I bloody love this film

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs