Would be helpful if dictation apps (like VoiceInk) code-quoted text said in a robotic monotone.

How it started. How it’s going.

england led for one [ONE] minute of the knockout stages

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport”

By @rubenbolling.bsky.social, after Richard Scarry.

Genius.

Click in.

Genuinely can't imagine a bleaker sentence than this one. It's got everything. Truss. Bitcoin. A 'media startup'. Bedford. EVERYTHING.

Are men too emotional for global politics?

Webcomicname “Different” by Alex Norris. The pink blobby person says “I want things to be different” in a room with some furnishings. Second panel shows the person wildly smashing vases and stuff with a baseball bat. Final panel - the person is surrounded by a mess of destruction and says “oh no”

The American public:

FYI: The wiki from Reddit's /r/ukpersonalfinance community is really good:
ukpersonal.finance

Relive the moment Eric Cantona kung-fu... YouTube video by MarciaGuzMan

30 years to the day (!) since a truly immortal piece of football commentary youtu.be/dHld_7DqMd8

Tesco’s out of chives.

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Currently includes Hillary Mantel's "The Mirror and the Light", so it's not all junk.

[👆 An update to my only good tweet to reflect modern default branch naming conventions]

On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to main.