Excellent. Thank you!

Point me at something else?
What’s your favourite thing that you’ve worked on lately?

So much.

When I Invited All of You Over to Watch “The Big Game,” I Assumed You Knew I Was Talking about Human Chess I don’t know why you’re all so upset. I’m sorry if there’s some “other event” that you were all more excited about that’s apparently also happening...

Rare visit here, so I can fangirl over @lukevburns.bsky.social who just made me snort with laughter.
This is fabulous. Relentless. Dumb as a post. Glorious. Thank you.

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Sorry love. I’m never here! Over at Threads…

There is not enough coffee today. Not nearly enough.

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Hey #Vancouver

Planning an event or just a night by the fire? Looking for a custom creation for the perfect Galentines, or Valentine’s night in?
Boards of Vancouver is here to deliver deliciousness!
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When everything feels quite scary and stressful so you mentally retreat, remembering rest is an act of resistance, and curl up with your dog, a maple syrup-spiked hot chocolate & a Maeve Binchy (literally the most comforting books in the world.)

Trudeau: Canada will retaliate with 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods YouTube video by CBC News

Here's the speech if you haven't heard it. 13 minutes of your time. Share it with your American friends and neighbours, because they won't see it otherwise. Circulate it in Mexico and Denmark, France and the UK, Panama and Germany, Poland and Estonia, and especially -- especially -- Ukraine.

I’m not a f/t journalist anymore but I still give a shit about the correct use of words.
Language is very important: it’s not an Elon Musk salute, it’s a Nazi salute.
Let’s call a far right fuckhead, a far right fuckhead.

Fuck yeah, Teen Vogue!

I bought a new shirt.

Do you need someone to teach you how to use ‘block’? Cos this ain’t it.

So not too bright either? Ok.

So you’ve never been involved.
Figured.

Gear down, big rig.

Guessing you’ve not worked many political campaigns? I have.
You need to create trust in an outsider candidate, you can’t just parachute em in without due process.
S

Nope. It’s called having a democratic process. I firmly believe MC will win. He needs to go through that process to gain trust. We have a very short window here.

That is not how a functioning democracy works.

There are currently 218 Republicans and 215 Democrats in the House. The next election is November 2026. If Dems take back the House, they will essentially make Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term. Just sayin.’

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Grazing board with cheeses, fruits, charcuterie and veggies.

V happy with this grazing board for 12. Someone’s having a delightful birthday lunch right now!

Sadly, my only order this week. January is HARD! I’m delivering all next weekend in Vancouver so… treat yourself! Order online or message me for a custom creation.
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So obsessed with an evening sweet treat of ricotta, a drizzle of maple syrup and sprinkle of smoked salt right now. Try it!

Fingers and toes!

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Anyone in #Vancouver fancy getting together to hang out in a nice licensed coffee shop one afternoon/early evening to do some #crafting?
I used to craft with friends in the Similkameen. Would be nice to hang out, maybe meet new people & admire their projects while I work on my #crochet

Thanks! Did you know about this? It’s my second business. Launched in Van in Nov. partnered with a coffee shop in Okanagan. It’s my AI-is-destroying-writing pivot gig.

They are so fast. It’s what they do ALL day. 100% recommended.

Fuck these cowards. Appalling. How are they all not on their feet?

Do you have task rabbit there? Always helpful!

Beautiful gift!

Real talk.
Starting a small business is hard.
January is absolutely brutal.
If you want to treat yourself (or someone you love!) and at the same time absolutely make my day, you know what to do.
I deliver in #Vancouver and am very available for your orders this month.

Order online or message me.