dressing in neon all week for lesbian visibility week

if it’s good dm me the dets pls

idk idk but megan rapinoe and sue bird separating makes me feel at peace

my tennis instructor is chilean and we had a lesson yesterday when it was 95° and sunny and she was in sweatpants and t shirt not breaking a sweat. rest of us were absolutely dying

tacos!!!

nothing i love more than when you get off a call and someone immediately calls you back. what’s the tea bestie fill me in

biggest size was a 12, which like ok is it 2004

we went to reformation the other day because M needs a dress for her brother’s wedding and like, those clothes are tiny what the heck

do you want to swap mine is like 80°

target has a swim romper that is basically a one piece with a loose romper over it. my go to for stuff that i don’t want to be walking around in a swimsuit

good news/bad news: i did not get fired during my performance eval which means i have to keep working

i have had covid one hundred million times just kill me atp

did not have flavor flav subtweeting geno on my march madness bingo card lol

“no one saw what happened” YES WE DID

geno gaslighting when all of this is on video is….

retire geno

Dawn should be allowed one free swing imo

these cats are never satisfied

pet people don’t you get tired of petting this is a full time job

lmk what you are all doing to celebrate my birthday this month

sorry but if i have a laptop and the ability to work remotely i’m going home when my period starts even if it’s an in office day

every so often i’m like, should i be driving in instead of metroing? and i’ve learned the answer is absolutely no

ate lunch on the roof w some coworkers and it was so hard to come back in to my desk 😭 i long to be free

took 5 years off my life easy

driving to work in dc is hell why do you all do this

so no therapists on staff at the fancy college in tell me lies huh

need the weather to warm up and dry up so my ceramic brakes stop squealing and embarrassing me

i use my mom’s amazon and i’m dying to know why she is buying winter coats

a) no modifications
b) no substitutions (but they might not be able to depending on the removal)

obama is doing political ads for virginia these days