fuck burnout bro my ass hasnt drawn anything substantial in MONTHS

ahhhh fuck im not gonna be able to make a new stankbug piece before midnight

oh Fuck it’s 4/20 uh

ive gotta be freakier

They fucking got him man

only just learned that pjackk is Dead dead. blog’s gone. Whats even the fucking point antymore

bagger 293 i think

i think shed make a beautiful woman

at some point in your life you gotta stop and ask yourself: is your alternate variant as a playable character a "tainted" sort of deal or is it more of a "nemesis" thing

I ate the servers. Sorry.

“hb” actually stands for homebee it’s true you can look it up on your google dot com

fappy birthday vro

Computer. Jork me off crazy style. Disable all safety protocols or whatever, I don’t even care anymore.

outfreaking a chatbot is always a good benchmark especially if you wire in some jailbreak preset to make it harder to set off.
it’s really funny when it has to pump the brakes like 50 messages in as though it only just realized the extent of debauchery it’s been generating. truly incredible.

that benevolent but still secretive twink who is clearly willing to lie to keep what he knows hidden even in the face of catastrophe will pay

tuch 👉🐛

tis a genuine hard carry in most fights don’t even gaff lad

anatomy and physics are the natural prey animals of fetish artists.
possibly literally. any metaphysical being embodying such concepts better watch out.

from my adhd-tormented eternal nightmare experience, i find that the best way to get into that 30 minute minimum to enter a flow state is to have something else concurrent that keeps you at the keyboard (or whatever device you use to draw.) something like being in a VC helps a lot.

really oughta wonder if it’s truly an aspect of mental corruption or just a good ol’ fashioned power-crazed dissolution of inhibition.

CRUDUX CRUO *throws bug with such force that he gibs on impact*

any hope of onniversal domination is thwarted by the fact that they keep locking their antlers with one another by accident. what absolute dorks.

girl who’s the biological equivalent of a false vacuum decay event….. mass evacuations carried out by gods and lesser overpowered freaks cooperating to flee from her calamitous expansion… an impenetrable fog of dust & debris surrounds her for octillions of hubble lengths….
ouuug im thinking…………….

RAAAAHHH I LOVE STATS HAVING EXTENSIVE EFFECTS ON THINGS IN WAYS YOU DON’T EXPECT (BOTH FROM A GAME DESIGN PERSPECTIVE AND IN A HORNY WAY)

bonus points if EXCESSIVELY high stat values end up having some wacky effects…

new year new mWait Wait Wait WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPP

#art

sculpting a cylinder out of wet modeling clay, dying it purple, and pouring grape cough medicine into it to create the perfect simulation of fuckin da elixir golem. w faps?

don’t do this.

Wasn’t even intentional, just sorta happened from a bug in the code. Attention-seeking programming spiraled out. She wasn’t even sentient until she assimilated all computing power in her reality.
Everything’s so new to her now! So many people to glue headsets to, providing them a 24/7 stream of her.

Frankly, my recently arisen fetishization of RPG mechanics stems from boredom with the genre and the desire for more complex and extensive usage of the systems therein.

Whichever dev lets me do the ol’ live grenade pickpocket switcharoo trick with somebody’s prostate shall be crowned King of Comedy

i live in a big pit with bones and tar in it.

overleveled titaness sorrowfully walking away at hyperluminal speeds because you didn’t even get to hear the cool 7 year long battle theme suite she forced an entire galactic cluster to compose at cannonpoint.

you’re still at 0.000000001 hp and have every traumatic status known and unknown to man.

that’s not even getting into speed stats so high actions become retrocausal.

getting dropped to fractional hp and having every status effect applied to you before before the battle begins - nay, before they’ve even noticed you, from your measly linear perception of time. it surprises them too.