If your teeth cut cleaner edges, you need better clippers.

YO!

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There are photos of me in Canada, but they're not on this phone.

10 years ago we lost one of the greatest musicians of all time, Prince. In remembrance of the purple one, share a Prince "thing": song, album, memory, photo.

"Lemon Crush" is my favorite Prince song. 2 and 3 are "Batdance" and "Se7en," but the order changes based on my mood.

A lesbian pride flag in the shape of a heart next to the words "LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK" in pink lettering on a light pink background.

Respect our sisters.

I've never seen it either.

Artists, stop belittling your work.

Disgusting.

Not to mention $12 soda and $15 popcorn.

You're already there. If you want to talk about religion and politics, I'll give you the non-alt 😆😆😆

Bake all you want, I'll take care of this joint.

No Aiden Quinn??

Sad but true.

Happy Monday, Ross.

Very handsome.

"I'd like to keep it on, please."

Should I add it to the list?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I've never seen that film, but that tiny clip just makes me laugh.

a yellow caution sign with an exclamation point and the words goon alert below it Alt: A pulsating yellow caution sign with an exclamation point and the words "GOON ALERT" above it.

Since gooning became a thing, I've wondered, "Why now?" Why hasn't it been a named thing practiced for a few decades?

I think I figured it out. We're taking hours to masturbate because so many of us are on at least one antidepressant medication and can't cum without hours of (self) foreplay.

There is a tiny Grinch on the floor.

You are indeed. Handsome and hot.

I do now. Holy canoli.

“Keith Haring in 3D” pop-up

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Happy birthday?