Proof of life! And now watch as I disappear again in less than 12 hours because my partner is gonna be here for like three weeks and imma be enjoying the fuck outta that

Doctor: Would you describe yourself as a daily marijuana user?

Me: More like hourly

Doctor: Did you just say hourly?

Me coughing out a big cloud of smoke: What?

@auntieheroine.bsky.social
I'll share your Box at some point but I caught the show in Philly and got this amazing shot of your first act! You're one creepy bitch and I LOVED it

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling X.com Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices

sorry, i had a vision & made it worse

[sneeze one]

bless you

[sneeze two]

bless you

[sneeze three]

you are under arrest

*logs on*
Stovey milkshake duck type shit?
*logs off*
Best to Stovey, all of y'all fuck off

A white on black typewritten note that reads "Stovey", surrounded by a pink heart

i’m so relieved they found Stovey & she’s responsive.

hoping for a quick rescue & recovery. she deserves happiness & safety ❤️‍🩹

Stovey has been here from very early, and early bsky enjoyed much needed happy moments from their heroic efforts to like posts. Not a bot. Not a bit. She read our shite, and liked the stuff that was passably good. If you see old accounts sad and angry to hear they've been treated badly, that's why.

Holy fuck, I hope she's okay!

Some Latvian DJ just sampled this and put it over a beat and it's already blowing up in clubs

Stay salty DC 🔥

Learned something this morning! Kpop Demon Hunters still makes me ugly cry when I watch the LatAm Spanish dub! I needed that sob, now maybe I can sleep

Piss art

This is what it's like inside my brain

This is me

Cool that they got the same dog in all four pictures

I am dying to be a fly on that wall, holy fuck

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

i just keep imagining the conversation with a therapist “omg have you witnessed a murder?”
“kind of…. a social murder. of me. they socially murdered me for being rapist”

'Ella sin nombre' tambien

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

i wouldn't want to retraumatize you would i

Rated T for Tired

I don't even know who else is in that camp and I'm too tired to find out. They all need to go eat rocks and lose their teeth, and that's my nice way of putting it

Every time I blink it gets worse. How the hell does she think these actions are worth rehabilitation and being welcomed back into ANY community jfc

WHAT?!

getting cancelled on bluesky is a lot like getting drone bombed by the most powerful military in the history of the world and in this scenario i am also an impoverished child

Love it when a community comes together

this 3 act story has something for everyone