Remember that time JK Rowling wrote a bunch of books about a boy who spent a lot of time in a girls’ bathroom, even when he hadn’t taken polyjuice potion?

I bought tickets to a concert at Fenway Park and the next day I had approximately 837 emails from MLB.

Daylight is wildly overrated.

His family has some experience in making embarrassing members disappear, so I feel like maybe they could help us out here if they really wanted to.

People who believe politicians are gonna save them from the imagined whims of bureaucrats are gonna find out real quick that bureaucrats are what have always saved them from the very real whims of politicians.

Actually, the whole point of Title IX is to ensure funding for girls’ and womens’ sports. No point in arguing eligibility if the teams aren’t funded. The biggest fight is against ignorance.

Congratulations, you’ve “protected” women’s sports right out of existence you walnut.

Why are elected officials pleading with security guards to let them into government buildings?

Simply walk past the rentacop. Dare him to violently stop you on camera. If that sounds callous, I will remind you that you literally begged for this job.

It also means lots of young, able-bodied cishet white guys who aren’t the right sort of able-bodied cishet white guys. The opposite of DEI is cronyism, and a lot of chuds are gonna learn their fratboy despot heroes don’t love them back.

In fairness, there’s nothing that a shitheel believes more sincerely than that everyone is shitheel and most people just hide it.

A long-haired brown and white cat lays on top of a dresser amid the leaves of a plant, confident he is king of the jungle.

Your floof bears a strong resemblance to my floof.

Progressive creators aren’t using it, that’s just masks slipping.

Hawk sitting on a pole, back to the viewer, looking to its right.

My daughter took a great picture of this hawk that visited our back yard today.

So it turns out that they do NOT actually want to be judged by the content of their character?

“What do you mean I’m a DEI hire? Hey, who let that leopard in here? WHOSE LEOPARD IS THIS?!?!” - 53% of white women

19,993 of the people who saw your tweet agree with her.

You still tweet… why? For whom?

It’s better to cede your stool at the Nazi bar than to continue drinking and fill the Nazi coffers.

The plan is to blame every bad thing that happens in government on the presence of a person who isn’t a cis-het white man with no visible disabilities until no such people exist in government, at which point he’ll just stop acknowledging when bad things happen.

I’m admittedly no expert on the military, is it bad for the Secretary of Defense to have more Nazi tattoos than digits in his IQ?

Hegseth also didn’t get punched in the face enough today.

“The Resistance” will probably not be defined by an op-ed behind a paywall at a publication that bent the knee.

Bless your heart and congrats on your copious free time. But if you genuinely believe that these are equally egregious sins, shouldn’t you either condemn or excuse both of us?

I answered this already.

I don’t use slurs, but the person you’re defending does. When you treat him as the voice of reason, you’re implying it’s reasonable to use slurs.

Who is it acceptable to address or refer to with slurs?

And while we’re here, who benefits from using the insanely hyperbolic word “policing” to describe the experience of people disagreeing with their choice of words? Matty’s not posting from jail, Jim.

Matthew Yglesias’s “advice” for winning elections always has been and always will be to sacrifice marginalized people. He’s a piece of shit.

Today’s topic is a direct response to him being called out for using a slur. He could simply NOT use slurs, but what fun would that be compared to pretending that treating humans with dignity is elitist?

Counterpoint: Matthew Yglesias needs to either stop being a piece of shit or fully embrace being a piece of shit. Your taint must be loaded with splinters.

Sir, this is not a Wendy’s. If you genuinely have no idea what your constituents and your oath require of you in this moment, resign.