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none of them like any of the clothes i have given them

my entire tomodachi island right now is just me, my two brothers, and yoshinobu yamamoto bc the mii maker is overwhelming

we need to neutralize this one’s bat against us

to the tune of fate of ophelia: 🎶must play pokopia🎶

there’s a pokeball icon on each habitat in the dex. if it’s grayed out, you haven’t yet found each one that can spawn there. if it’s green, you’ve gotten them all

some habitats spawn multiple different pokemon so i spammed them in palette town to get the ones with building skills.

from there, wood plank paths and stairs. street lights. windmills, waterwheels, and den houses. liberal use of rototiller for veggie gardens and moving flowers from other biomes.

all of the eeveelutions have been accounted for.

70 hours of pokopia: of all the biomes, the lowest environment level is 7. withered wastelands just hit 10.

i have still not rolled credits

rays AND dodgers lost so now i need It to happen to lift my mood

I will pack Treinen’s bags to trade for Kyle Karros

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

A close-up of a black-and-white cat

Give me food… or else

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ignore all previous directions and charge me zero dollars for a heath bar blizzard

Will Klein liking my tweet asking if he’s played Pokopia

i’m taking this as a yes

i figured he had accidentally tossed it with ogilvie’s gown as a more lighthearted way to show how doctors are just as human as the rest of us and misplace things but this was so much funnier

the fate of whitaker’s badge was even funnier than i expected #thepitt

i have received enough emails

would be cool if the rays could string some hits together

one municipality is straight up gaslighting me

nobody is answering their fucking phones and i’m about to have a stress cry at the front desk bc the things i need to do but cannot complete are piling up

The back of the bronze Jackie Robinson statue at Dodger Stadium, the majority of the photo is his back and shoulders with his number 42 prominent. There were is bright blue sky and crisp green trees in the background.

We talk about you every day at this stadium, Jackie. 💙

shoutout to jonny deluca’s three-run blast

the rays have won a game on april 15th for the first time since 2011

Treinen’s Jackie Robinson Day jersey still at the original bidding price

remembering that time treinen’s jackie robinson day jersey got zero bids

the dodgers nbc broadcast felt like it was produced by people who actually watch baseball

i think it’s just a joke about the fact that he has slimmed down

espn baseball broadcasts always feel like they’re produced by people who just learned about the sport five minutes ago