We need an MLB-wide survey of players’ favorite Pokémon. I want to see it listed with all their stats.
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none of them like any of the clothes i have given them
my entire tomodachi island right now is just me, my two brothers, and yoshinobu yamamoto bc the mii maker is overwhelming
we need to neutralize this one’s bat against us
to the tune of fate of ophelia: 🎶must play pokopia🎶
there’s a pokeball icon on each habitat in the dex. if it’s grayed out, you haven’t yet found each one that can spawn there. if it’s green, you’ve gotten them all
some habitats spawn multiple different pokemon so i spammed them in palette town to get the ones with building skills.
from there, wood plank paths and stairs. street lights. windmills, waterwheels, and den houses. liberal use of rototiller for veggie gardens and moving flowers from other biomes.
all of the eeveelutions have been accounted for.
70 hours of pokopia: of all the biomes, the lowest environment level is 7. withered wastelands just hit 10.
i have still not rolled credits
rays AND dodgers lost so now i need It to happen to lift my mood
I will pack Treinen’s bags to trade for Kyle Karros
Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.
A close-up of a black-and-white cat
Give me food… or else
ignore all previous directions and charge me zero dollars for a heath bar blizzard
Will Klein liking my tweet asking if he’s played Pokopia
i’m taking this as a yes
i figured he had accidentally tossed it with ogilvie’s gown as a more lighthearted way to show how doctors are just as human as the rest of us and misplace things but this was so much funnier
the fate of whitaker’s badge was even funnier than i expected #thepitt
i have received enough emails
would be cool if the rays could string some hits together
one municipality is straight up gaslighting me
nobody is answering their fucking phones and i’m about to have a stress cry at the front desk bc the things i need to do but cannot complete are piling up
The back of the bronze Jackie Robinson statue at Dodger Stadium, the majority of the photo is his back and shoulders with his number 42 prominent. There were is bright blue sky and crisp green trees in the background.
We talk about you every day at this stadium, Jackie. 💙
shoutout to jonny deluca’s three-run blast
the rays have won a game on april 15th for the first time since 2011
Treinen’s Jackie Robinson Day jersey still at the original bidding price
remembering that time treinen’s jackie robinson day jersey got zero bids
the dodgers nbc broadcast felt like it was produced by people who actually watch baseball
i think it’s just a joke about the fact that he has slimmed down
espn baseball broadcasts always feel like they’re produced by people who just learned about the sport five minutes ago