“She died not long after that.”

More new songs + the general joy of making sound together = dream weekend.

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(heavy metal)

This is heartbreaking.

One of the best albums ever!

Isn’t it weird how Pitchfork used to write about us plebes?? 🤣

Oh heyyyy, did we just knock out four new songs together like no time has passed? We absolutely did!! 💗💗💗

Very concerned about the face of the person/creature carrying it. 🍌

Good news: Chriso still knows how to play drums! After two-ish years away from a kit they’re warming up in Portland before Ex-Boyfriends are reunited and it feels so good in SF later this month. Can you tell which EXBF song these drums belong to?

I remember seeing RB and hating it, especially Ethan Hawke’s character. (Although I did enjoy the “PUHFLAG” joke Janeane makes.) I avoided the other two due to my general disinterest in guy-centric films and music. (I was watching for Winona mainly.)

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Also…

Ex-Boyfriends Colin, Peter, Chriso ♾️

Oh hey, it’s Bandcamp Friday! We have our stuff set up as “pay what you want,” but if you pay any money dollars we’ll get all of it without fees. Luxurious!

It’s very ‘Valley of the Dolls!’ 💊💊💊

You know he did.

The Sound of Your Music, by Ex-Boyfriends from the album In With

This isn’t a cover from the famous musical but we bet Julie Andrews would’ve torn it up on vocals!

Oh they absolutely will. But we’ve all seen the NYT for all of their neocon, pseudo-liberal true colors. I remember a friend back in college in the 90s saying they were a shit paper for that same reason so she was ahead of her time on that one.

The New York Times has the fucking audacity to publish this when they have softballed Trump and his cronies for so long AND they’ve published countless anti-trans op eds and articles which fed directly into his bigoted base.

Who?

Also love titling the review for our second album “what a slump” 🤣

Back when our songs were on Apple Music (in its iTunes days) we received our two best reviews ever from the scathing, relentless music critic ‘rockchic1.’Personally we love the use of “thus” and “nor” anytime someone discusses our music that makes no sense!

Sticky Legs, by Ex-Boyfriends from the album Line In/Line Out

Another EXBF ear worm for your Saturday! Have we ever played this live successfully without having to start over? Let’s pretend we have! 😅

Saving Face, by Ex-Boyfriends from the album In With

Chriso here. I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day and now you can too! @localindy.bsky.social always has a way with lyrics but I always love when he gets pointed with them. A sonic jab to late 2000s Bay Area scenester bands and their devotees.

Thanks for the tip, J-Simp! Get ready for some sssssssssilky smooth vocalsssss on the next album! 🐍💦

Ex-Boyfriends Colin, Peter, Chriso ♾️

If they put a tariff on music we’re all effed (like we aren’t already 😅) But for now you can pay whatever you want for all of our music on Bandcamp! Bop your head while you watch the realtime dumpster fire burn!! 🤷🏻🎸🎤🥁

Can absolutely imagine this as one of your songs.

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Prepare that cheek for a kiss! 😆

Pop quiz! When we played Spaceland in 2004 which of the following happened:
A) We changed the CD player in our rental to say insert dicks instead of insert discs
B) Peter got so drunk on promo whiskey he told us a secret fetish
C) Colin Porky Pigged it to the bathroom and we all saw his butt

Meghan, by Ex-Boyfriends from the album Dear John

In honor of Chriso spending some time on the phone with someone named Meghan today (not band related), here’s our song of the same name off of ‘Dear John.’ Bask in the haunting and echoing vocals of Colin and Peter and don’t forget the “Be My Baby” drum ripoff moment.

Weird story: The Jay Leno Show contacted us to use 5 seconds of this song a “man on the street” segment about bad pickup lines. They sent us a check and we either made new t-shirts with the money or fixed the van. Rockstar life! 😎⭐️🤣