Location of Minnesota Territory (1849-1858) with 2026 contiguous U.S. borders.

i think the people of north and south dakota would welcome us as liberators.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

usually it's not immediately obvious who the blocker is. Not this time though, lmao

The prophecy cannot be stopped

same, like I go for walks after dark in minneapolis almost every night and the only scary thing I've ever encountered was a large male buck that looked about ready to impale me with his antlers.

I am so excited for the tax software ads to cease after tomorrow

JD Vance sedeprivationist arc

Don't make me tap the sign

It does not feel like a victory for the T in the LGBTQ+ community as the flag being flown is the old rainbow pride flag which notably leaves out the trans pride colors AND does not address the separate trans flag that was flying at the monument.

Which

It's STONEWALL. The trans part is IMPORTANT.

Left side: Summer Maruzensky 1200 speed, 610 stamina, 1107 power, 635 guts, 1200 wit Turf A, Medium S (and Long S for some reason idk she only had like 1 spark for that), Front A skills: A kiss for courage lvl 5, Angling and Scheming, Victory Cheer!, Right-Handed ⦾, Standard Distance ○, Firm Conditions ○, Professor of Curvature, Taking the Lead, Final Push, Up-Tempo, Hesitant Pace Chasers, Front Runner Corners ⦾, Dodging Danger, Leader's Pride, Triple 7s, Groundwork, Radiant Star Right side: List of veteran umas (completed runs) showing 26 completed summer maruzensky runs with a smattering of other umas

only took 26 (completed) tries to get an ace for CM12. Xmas Oguri I am coming to end you.

I wish AP Euro History was less relevant to my life than it is at the moment.

it didn't work, probably bc she exposed me to such a lethal dose of Enya and riverdance as a child that nothing could've stopped me from being gay

thinking about the time where my mom (who is so anti gun she wouldn't even let us watch movies with guns in them as kids) bought me a pop cap gun to try and man me up so I wouldn't turn out gay lol

the United States has long been an autocracy (govt run by cars)

"Why don't Americans–"

Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

we've got a half day at work today and I'm oscillating between "omg yay I get to go home at noon" and "why am I even here at all this is so pointless"

umamusume cm 12 graded league qualified for group A finals

ah shit here we go again

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

I wonder if English looks as silly to Dutch speakers as Dutch looks to English speakers

TM Opera O 1200 speed, 1113 stamina, 1200 power, 547 Guts, 558 Wit Long S, Turf A, Pace A Barcarolle of Blessings, Right Handed OO, Professor of Curvature, Swinging Maestro, Straightaway Adept, Breath of Fresh Air, Homestretch Haste, Prepared to Pass, Long Corners OO, Pace Corners OO, Straight Descent, Headliner, Radiant Star

the stats for this cm are brutal, hitting high enough wit is where I'm struggling. so glad next cm is a medium

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

seems unlikely but there's still a few hours left!

it's short for FurAffinity 18+

i miss exactly one thing about being on facebook and it's the joanna newsom shitposting group. i hope they're doing well in spite of there not being a new album yet

This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making

It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.

will It happen today? one can only hope

typing this out one handed, for reasons of indeterminate relatedness

it should be illegal to make me do my tetanus booster and covid vaccine in the same arm on the same day

sophie's showing me back to the future parts 2 & 3 for the first time and i've come to the conclusion that marty, doc, and biff all hold a piece of the triforce.

picture of a residential street in Minneapolis. there is a very large tree (roughly 10m or 35feet long) that fell across it. The tree landed on a white/silver Buick and crushed it. My neighbor is having a very bad Friday the 13th.

the wind in Minneapolis was wicked intense last night