I think instead of world leaders getting into wars to assert their masculinity they should have to fuck live on air and the first one to cum loses. Not only will this save millions of lives but will also help elect more fuckable people into positions of power. Thank you x

Thinking about the inherent wonders of the human experience

the release of KCD2 coincided with me going back on meds so I guess I was not releasing (semen) and I was backed up (semen-wise but also emotionally)

just going back through some old tweets about KCD2 (skeets sounds like a terrible skin disease so not saying that except I just did oh well) and wow I was really hornyyyy

sorry Hans Capon, I actually might be horny for another man

Call me Czech Hunter because I am going to bang this man

We never say "of somewhere" anymore for names like Daniel of Liverpool, we should bring that back it's more whimsical x

I'm entropymaxxing (waiting for death)

Glee Harvey Oswald

"so pressed" hereby meaning good for them yeah they were probably getting that

well they're french they'll riot otherwise

whys this remind me of

think it's kinda funny the British game awards is snubbing the French clair obscur so bad kfngkfngfdkjgn

KCD2 finally won an award yessss

this man exhausts me

pls have a consistent thought process Ms Vavra

it being revealed that Daniel Vavra is the one that pushed for the Hansry romance in KCD2 whilst also decrying anything "woke" and he had to convince others in the studio that it was a good idea...I need to study this man in a lab

Feeling so Anno Domini 🫦

"listen, we were too busy legislating Trans people out of public life to notice the nonce"

Glee Harvey Oswald

Muscle bear rights activists in the 1900s, call them Scruffragettes.

They found a steroid hormone based on me

Shortisol

👉😎👉

bf was like: we don't have to share our every thought

when you think about it Miggs from Silence of the Lambs was the real hero because if he didn't throw his cum at Clarice then Hannibal would never have helped her find the fat girl putting lotion on herself in the well

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

And if you stop trans women from transitioning, who is going to make your hyperpop bangers and your Fallout New Vegas mods?

My cpu ate electrons from the motherboard toilet

Maybe Americans still use the Imperial measurement system because they all collectively have a feet fetish