"The moons in Scorpio and I've never wanted cock more." -my friend 2024

Ope, I'm sad again. It's time to go onto zillow and doomscroll houses I'll never be able to afford

Still can’t believe they renamed it “Max”

Me and who?

I am In peak physical health. I'm in my prime. I am an apex predator -I say as I'm consistently dying for one reason or another-

Learned about Joan Of Arc the other day, she's pretty hard-core and might be my new hero
#mythology #model #photography

Someone asked for my number but I said no, it's mine, it's my number, they gave it to me. Dummy

When a man tells me to smile more

(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting

Sometimes I take a break from being a silly fella, to be a serous gentleman
#model #Photography

My knee Is like that, I took an arrow to it

petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet

First rule of rules club is actually more of a preamble to the codex that explains our founding principles and outlines the guiding ideas that inform the general tenor of rules club.

I crumbled

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This is my character I like, post yours, and tag 5 moots :)

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Now realizing I never officially broke up with my girlfriend on Club Penguin, happy 8 year anniversary boo ❤️

There can only be one

Good because no wasn't an option

So.. no to dinner then?

Nah real tho loool

Oooo got'emmmm

Always kiss your homies goodnight.

BUT, let’s normalize kissing the homies good morning <3

I love treasure planet 🥺

Good evening gooners and goonettes