WHOA! That's awesome! Congrats!

do you mean khamenei? The other dude has been dead for many years

Oh wow that turned out great! I'm about to repaint my bathroom and I think it's roughly the same pink

This was such a cute story

He said precisely zero things that are dissing art. Your brain made a connection that does not exist and you're running wild with it. I guess if that helps you make it through the day it's worthwhile for you.

the other does not exist, you created it. You almost seem to be working backwards from "I would like to be offended by this"

One of the biggest problems with social media is people who love to get offended by words that weren't said. You have decided that "america is incapable of producing real human heroes so they just use cartoons" means "all western art is awful"

They didn't. They said that all of America's heroes are fictional characters because we are a society incapable of producing live human ones.

For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

awww yay! My gf and I just had our anniversary a couple weeks ago, and while I was at work today, she came by my house and kidnapped my dog for a hike in griffith. He literally cries when she comes in the front door

I very much need them to give you this position so you can flood my feed with penguin content.

Construction requires one of the crew vehicles to be able to tow from time to time. That either requires the equivalent of an 80s F-150 or a heavy platform and not much in between. Plus we all know 80% of trucks never see a day of truck use in their life.

that involves 2/3 of the state governments too though, so not quite a simple act of congress.

A few decades went by FOR NO REASON AT ALL! Happy birthday!!!

those fries look so good

needs more offshore fracking towers

Vincent is the other way, it started raining harder so he just stopped and focused entirely on one big combo squat so we could go back inside

I generally curl up into an assball on the floor and whimper to one of my pets

I ended up having to trick my water heater into going an extra 20 degrees for one roommate a decade ago. basically lava.

You're gonna be so shocked to learn that LAPD has one of the most advanced facial recognition systems in the country AND is not great at transparency compliance.

when my cats want me to wake up, they wake up my dog and idk remind him that he really wants to go out for a walk. Then Vincent puts his paw on my face and the cats are like "whoa bro isn't that a bit much? anyway, now that you're up, kibble"

5k?! god they've gotten so much more expensive since Vincent was born

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

I hate when my cellphone on wheels gets grumpy and starts throwing codes.

Pink empress Mantis

just played the demo and I feel like if I had a decent joystick this game would be super fun

okay fair, I should have clarified gayest loyalist primarch, that's on me hahaha

Time for the gayest primarch

one of your most correct takes