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Posts by Smelly furtado

2 months ago 150 16 2 0

ARTHUR MORGAN IF HE WAS IN SUPER MARIO:
MARIO: Yahoo yippee wahoo it's a me a mario
ARTHUR MORGAN: You goddamn crazy i-talian sonofabitch

3 months ago 4 4 1 1

Breaking up w my bf for the week I need no distractions !! #grunchweek

1 year ago 3 1 0 1
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#GRUNCHWEEK

1 year ago 15 16 0 0
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Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.

1 year ago 5363 619 117 49

These guys definitely fuck w the fleet foxes white winter hymnal

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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"it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Let me suck them toes"

1 year ago 24 6 2 1
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a cat being petted on the head. It looks unbothered.

a cat being petted on the head. It looks unbothered.

unbothered

1 year ago 507 31 7 1

I’d bounce on it ig

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

The bots have found me on here wym if $2000 was sent to my cashapp what would I do w it?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Anti Italian propaganda probably

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

1 year ago 140695 12732 2880 661

What is w you people and farts smh

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Made sense to me *interlinked*

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

they’re now saying a second plane has hit the tower

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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My small legion of burger king bots I keep in my garage that protect me from intruders and ne'er do wells

1 year ago 25 8 1 0
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Played pinball w my handsome awesome bf last night (second pic only for him)

1 year ago 6 0 1 1
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plug a lil cool, but he weird

1 year ago 1 1 0 0

I wanna be friends with hope walz so bad

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Need to take my bf here

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i turn on my humidifier, air purifier and white noise machine

1 year ago 25 8 0 1

Big fuck you to the other app that is riddled with faceless accounts that get boosted for telling me my opinion doesn’t matter anymore and i should join them, weirdo freaks

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Period

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Bros crashing out

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bag calling

1 year ago 10 0 0 0

I’m officially “enjoying modern family age”

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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Last thing a sausage McMuffin sees when I get my dirty paws onnit

1 year ago 10 0 1 0

This is my favorite show ever resurrect them NOW

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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bring this show back NOW

1 year ago 7 1 1 0