@ctchfllngstr.bsky.social

[ viable ]

[ Would be an issue if he weren't already flying off to mortally wound another bot ]

[ That does indeed elicit a cackle, his aim has yet to falter, nor does his quick thinking. ]

Scoreboard.

One to Nil, wretched cityspeaker.

[ Flying away G1 style ]

[ It's split in half and thrown separately, the front half tossed at a high ark

whilst the second is fast balled directly at her the moment she goes to dodge the first. ]

You've volunteered.

[ graaaaaabbbbing a camry ]

despite the human incapability to succeed in any other way.

they've made impressive projectiles, they themselves are satisfying to toss.

[ PRIUS INCOMING ]

[ SOUNDWAVE READ HER MIND SOUNDWAVE ]

Unlikely.

I've seen the likes of gestalts and primes alike buckle at the yield of my cannon.

You'll crumble all the same.

Only.

You'll be too choked up as I blow your spinal strut into next century.

That human vehicle yearns for your helm, Lightbright.

Do not have me introduce it to you.

Ask again later.

He'll respond coherently.

What about my gun mode?

You heard my answer, there is one more channel that must be addressed.

[ the air reeks of incompetence and altruism

you HATE the smell of incompetence and altruism ]

You are being deceived.

@ctchfllngstr.bsky.social

BE MY GUEST.

I'LL HAVE YOUR ARMS MOUNTED UPON THE HULL OF MY SHIP AS WARNING.

[ SWING SWING ]

[ USING A CAR AS A BACK SCRATCHER TO GET HER ]

BEGONE

RODENT

REMOVE YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.

[ REACHING ]

Ask Starscream.

I don't think I may answer in his place.

[ already knowing the answer ]

[ WHOOOOOSH ]

[ think fast dorkbright, hybrid vehicle coming in hot ]

Gun.

Far more poetic.

I've done one before.

And I do not turn into a tank, I don't particularly feel like reformating either just to do so.

[ that makes one of them ]

[ He's eyeing that prius with malice in his spark ]