“I could see the ‘art-wonk’ having developed over time because ‘ever-so-slightly-wonk’ looks worse than ‘intentional-wonk’” 🏅

www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comme...

🎵The neeeeveeeer eeeending stooohoryyy🎶
#frankfurt #kuturcampus
www.faz.net/aktuell/rhein-main/frank...

Too many people are pressing the "fuck Bluesky up for a while" button

y'all are pressing the wrong button

Baum am Landwehrkanal, Mai 2025, jetzt wieder mit Ästen und Blättern

Baum am Landwehrkanal, November 2024, stark gestutzt. Dank eines Baumpilzes sieht er aus als hätte er einen Schnabel. Pareidolie, Pareidolie — langweilig wird sie nie.

„Wird schon wieder“ sagt der Kumpel aus Kreuzberg

Das HCC ist ein von der SAP SE zertifiziertes Customer Center of Expertise (CCOE) und als zentrale SAP-Informations- und Servicestelle für die Anwendungsbetreuung und die Weiterentwicklung der im Land Hessen eingesetzten SAP-Systeme zuständig. Hier werden Vorgänge, die bisher manuell und papierbasiert erfolgen, medienbruchfrei durch elektronische, workflow-basierte Prozesse abgelöst.

None of these words are in the Bible.

I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World.

You’re 🤏this close to insulting the sacred 🇩🇪German National Dish🇩🇪
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_Hawaii

The first talk of our #ThinkingDesign series is approaching: On April 23, Anke Haarmann from Leiden University (NL) will discuss “Epistemological #Aesthetics: How Practices of Design Lead to Insights.” Join us on at 6:30 p.m. in our ArtLab Foyer.
More info: s.gwdg.de/gKAjol

Motto of this year’s Berlin May Day demonstration: “AGAINST THE ENTIRE SHITSHOW”.

Quite.

I really like @skeetsapp.com but could you pretty please add the ability to select / copy individual words of posts? Like in all the other iOS/iPad apps everywhere?

Old chocolate Santa apparently still edible without major side effects (apart from fattification)

We’re good, though

An old chocolate santa, repurposed for Easter by means of paper rabbit ears and whiskers.

‘Tis the other season

Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone. BECKY [on phone]: Yeah, hiya... 2 BECKY: Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs. 3 BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]: Sorry what was your name again? 4 [Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.] PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility 5 BECKY Sorry - Your name is Easter…? PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre. 6 [Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. VICKY: Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 PAGAN GODDESS: Sorry love, what’s your name? BECKY: Becky PAGAN GODDESS: Well, Vicky - 8 PAGAN GODDESS: If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here - TEENAGE BOY: Muuum… 9 PAGAN GODDESS: ….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too! 10 PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival! 11 BECKY: You mean… Jesus…? PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky. 12 PAGAN GODDESS: Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4? TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM [Ends]

Happy Ēostre!

Prints of this comic (and others) available in my shop - link in bio

Post something random or you will have an awful April.

Glen Baxter obituary Absurdist artist and cartoonist who was a staple of the greeting cards rack and of publications such as the New Yorker

The world just got a little smaller and sadder :(
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

This is an annotated visualisation I created of my first year of Wordiply. One day, I may create an interactive one for 2024, where I recorded all my entries including the words, not just the scores. But right now... I just brag when I get a quintuple 'smarty-pants' (i.e. when all five words are longer than the longest common word from whatever corpus Wordiply is using).

Sort of… The aim is to find the longest word containing a given string of 3 or 4 letters. For a native German speaker it's an exquisitely perverse pleasure: Here you can cobble together compound words of any length: unwieldy, but perfectly legal. In English crisp, short words are the norm... mostly.

Wordiply | The Guardian Play the Guardian's new daily word game, and share your score with your friends. You have five goes to get the longest word including today's starter word.

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1197
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 89
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🄼🄴🅁🄲

🐴 Things I have learnt from playing chess, ✨a thread✨

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

Die neue Ausgaben von "Science Notes" und dem "Leibniz-Magazin". Im Hintergrund der Innenhof eines Bürogebäudes, durch ein Fenster fotografiert.

Weihnachten *und* Ostern im März 🤩
@sciencenotes.bsky.social
@leibniz-gemeinschaft.de

We’re excited to launch our discussion series Thinking Design! As part of the World Design Capital Frankfurt RheinMain 2026, we explore how design shapes perception, generates knowledge and influences social processes.

More info: ae.mpg.de/ThinkingDesign-en

Lilya Brik shouting "Blurb!", a parody of Alexander Rodchenko's 1924 Poster.

With apologies to Alexander Rodchenko and Lilya Brik.

[Scene is a TV news DEBATE FORMAT like Newsnight or Laura K. In the studio, NIGEL FARAGE is a guest on one side, and the GOVERNOR OF THE BANK OF ENGLAND is the other guest.] 1 FARAGE: It's simply outrageous! 2 FARAGE: Replacing Sir Winston Churchill on the £5 note with a badger is woke madness. 3 BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR: Mr Farage, I can assure you that I and my colleagues at the Bank of England have listened to your concerns, 4 GOVERNOR: And we have gone to great length to ensure that the badger is, in fact... 5 GOVERNOR: ...Anti-woke. [The £5 note appears on the screen behind him. It shows a badger, with a black military cap on its head - looking suspiciously like a Nazi SS officer's cap.] 6 [Beat of Nigel Farage reacting silently to the image on screen] 7 FARAGE: The badger is anti-woke. 8 GOVERNOR: Indeed! [Pointing at the design on the screen] If you look down the bottom we've included a quote from him... 9 [Close up of the quote at the bottom of the new £5 note, which reads]: "It's not racist to be concerned about immigration, Carol" - The Anti-Woke Badger 10 FARAGE: The badger... said that? GOVERNOR: It's a comment he posted on Facebook. 11 FARAGE: Well he's quite right! It's not - 12 [Farage pauses again, distracted by the image on the screen] 13 FARAGE: What's with the hat? GOVERNOR: He's into history. [ends]

Pierre Bourdieu

Bonjour!

Eine elektrische und eine normale Zahnbürste scheinen sich vor Lachen zurückzubiegen.

Wenn du den Zahnbürsten einen wirklich guten Witz erzählt hast.

Useful chart showing the number of hours per day, varying from 23 to 25. The mean, mode and median is 24 though

Happy shortest day of the year

Wenn man das dann auch noch in D-Mark umrechnet wird einem ganz anders. Ganz anders!!!

Wordiply | The Guardian Play the Guardian's new daily word game, and share your score with your friends. You have five goes to get the longest word including today's starter word.

🤓👖👖👖👖👖 (it’s been a while)

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1194
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 73
🔗 Play #Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🅅🄾🅁

I reach a point in every book where I dearly love hanging out with the little people in my head, but I wish they'd solve their own fucking problems for once, the pieces of shit.