We are being held hostage by the dumbest, racist, most ignorant 1/3 of the country

She def had him offed

This keeps shrinking

It also seems like something Trump would do, and they’re PR right now is just trolling him

Pretty sure they only opened it just to show they can close it again

They outflanked Trump, again, ahhh sad laughing….

New Melanie Martinez is 🔥🔥🔥

And yet somehow he did anyway

Wtf is even going on?

Hope the irony isn’t lost on him…

Alyssa Liu said she’d go on a date with me, in two weeks.

LOVED the first three films. Some seriously good actors in their primes as well, Bill Nighy, Michael Sheen, Derek Jacobi…

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

Lots of “ifs” being thrown around today

Good luck getting Iran to agree

“I also told them they could keep the strait closed, I don’t care it’s not my problem.” Him tomorrow

Taco time

I don’t think any government involved in this war actually cares about civilians

Pretty soon they’re going to start releasing Epstein files to distract from the war

Or the fact that we still lost five aircraft

So a country with supposedly NO air defense has managed to destroy FIVE enemy aircraft in the last 72 hours….

Also possible

It’s real but I don’t think it’s him, too much focused and grammatically correct anger

These all sound like Hegseth, have since yesterday

I’m pretty sure Pete Hegseth has control of Trump’s social accounts, they sound everything like him and not much like Trump actually speaks

Trying to look tough after those Disney World photos

It’s the only way people care

I’m going to keep asking for a bookshelf tour

I’m sure a significant amount of that 1.5 trillion would go to taking care of vets, right? RIGHT?

THIS time…