five men over two

oral-b stands for oral bentist

miniature-wife-sized humans

searching #damn and waving at all my friends

#nice

👀

human-sized people all around us

what color?

how to digest vole bones perhaps

especially as the hardware gets better and better! it's a cryin shame

Buttourfingour

also i know the maps rollout was just an excuse for cook to drop forstall but when you stack that up against like, the apple intelligence rollout it's kinda just like huh

the mysterious black goat told the boy his mission would be to maximize human suffering, and his name would be Craig

apparently he's producing broadway shows nowadays. and i'm doing everything in my power to avoid installing iOS 26

otoh another interesting use for the tool with ten thousand uses

i would rather crawl across a pile of dirty needles to set a shortcut in affinity than install the creative cloud launcher again

craig federighi wikipedia page showing he was born in 1968 or 1969, which makes him 56 or 57 years old. he's apple's current head of software btw, and their software has gotten so ass under him

huh

tim cook could secure a legacy forever greater than SJ's simply by dragging craig federighi to hell with him

as far as i can tell if you set a shortcut and there's a conflict there's no way to jump to and change the conflicting shortcut. you just have to manually click through hundreds of tabs of functions to find it! this is how they justify the price (free)

affinity doesn't have a search function for their shortcut editor, which is so immensely dunderheaded you simply have to laugh

groovy

bust this dust. like "bless this mess". bust this dust.

nobody cares what you're doing on the decks they just wanna converse

trend alert!! dress like you made your fortune designing escape rooms

i think any self respecting dj sees it as fundamental, which is to say a small percentage of them

infoweirds

thanks

got the club nodding saying "oh interesting"

in conversation i'm a dj of sentences

k hit it