🥺

Oh. Well! I have this Lego you see-

Ah! Observe the image I have “reposted”.

Thank you.

I am getting…. Stronger!!!!

I do not know what is so confusing. I like when people are themselves.

I said what I said.

There is no bad blood. Not really.

I am, if not, a little intimidated by you.

Y….your favourite?

a redraw of a popular comic. a distraught hermes is muttering "I...I have an.. erotic shaving kink..." which is then followed by him being pelted by tomatoes. the one tossing the tomatoes are an angry emet-selch and hythlodeaus. emet is yelling "BOOOO" while wearing a shirt that reads "pubes lover" while hyth is yelling "YOU SUCK" while wearing a shirt that reads "i <3 rainforest pussy"

hermes gets CANCELLED

#ffxiv

T-that couldn’t be me. I love pubes….

Oh just. A lot of people.

Why do people tease me so…

I…I mean.

Yes.

You can hurt me.

[He blushes.]

It’s on my back. Is that alright?

[He smiles softly.]

Someone i used to care for had blue wings. So… This will be a little thing to remember her by.

^^ I have new ink… as the kids say!

…. W…what?

Tattoo…

I will look pretty, then.

You’ve given me such a gift…

[He makes a small noise, letting on it does in fact hurt. More than he lets on.

It almost burns.

But once it’s done, there’s some relief.

And his eyes widen.]

T… they’ll be able to work! Oh! How wonderful.

You’re a true genius!

[He looks as if he is about to cry.]

I trust you. With all my being.

Blue.

Not green, I think. Blue wings always looked pretty.

I….

If you wish.

[He begins to unbutton everything. Shyly.]

O-oh. I see.

[There’s an unsure smile. It’s just nice to have company.

He needs a circuit breaker.]

Tell me about your day.

Talking is exhausting. Sometimes.

Why don’t we just… be on each others presence.

I… I’m not very big but.

[starts taking off his clothes.]

I-I’m so sorry! Sorry. You shouldn’t have heard that.

It is.