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He literally once said something along the lines of that saying that very smart and successful characters were autistic was giving irl autistic people “false hope” lollll. Sir, I assure you, academia, the arts, the acting industry even, are all full to the brim of Autists. Eat an entire raw onion

10 hours ago 16 2 1 0

NOOOOOO Only WE get to CHEAAAAT

Nooooot FAAAAAAIR

lol suck my ass, NYT, you fucking rag.

8 hours ago 321 56 0 0

lol srsly. The 20th century was literally first time in human history violence was the primary force taking out soldiers during wartime, instead of DISEASE.

You can tell who doesn't read.

16 hours ago 449 77 2 0

what greater gacha pull can there be than living a life of balance and virtue 😌

15 hours ago 834 69 25 5
D&D Creators had me turn WILD Monsters into POKEMON!
D&D Creators had me turn WILD Monsters into POKEMON! YouTube video by PragMagik

I dod a video with my friend Brandonnnn

youtu.be/TPAp-9BQz_k

17 hours ago 53 10 2 0

In case it wasn’t clear to any allistic reader; Yes, we know you think we’re annoying, and believe us, the annoyance is entirely mutual. We are however forced to put up with your nonsense because you’ll get mad and do a final solution about it otherwise lol

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, WHEN 
SUDDENLY SHE BEGINS TO BLINDFOLD HIM

SLUGGO: WHAT'S
DIS FOR ?

NANCY: I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU

P2- NANCY TAKES SLUGGO OUT TO THE YARD

P3- SLUGGO IS STILL BLINDFOLDED 

NANCY: NOW HOLD YOUR ARMS OUT STRAIGHT

P4- SLUGGO, STILL BLINDFOLDED AND HOLDING HIS ARMS OUT, AND WONDERING WHAT NANCY IS DOING 

NANCY POSITIONS THE HANDLE BARS OF PUSH MOWER IN SLUGGO’S HANDS

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, WHEN SUDDENLY SHE BEGINS TO BLINDFOLD HIM SLUGGO: WHAT'S DIS FOR ? NANCY: I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU P2- NANCY TAKES SLUGGO OUT TO THE YARD P3- SLUGGO IS STILL BLINDFOLDED NANCY: NOW HOLD YOUR ARMS OUT STRAIGHT P4- SLUGGO, STILL BLINDFOLDED AND HOLDING HIS ARMS OUT, AND WONDERING WHAT NANCY IS DOING NANCY POSITIONS THE HANDLE BARS OF PUSH MOWER IN SLUGGO’S HANDS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1949

2 days ago 460 44 11 6

These CEOs were chortling with joy over ‘no more DEI’ - sorry but no. You don’t get to backtrack on throwing people under the bus. Ask Target.

3 days ago 128 9 0 3
a laptop with a yellow arrow from the bottom left corner to the top right corner of the screen, with text labeling it "Screen diagonal size: 15.6 inches"

Next to it is a pizza with a similar diagonal arrow, in blue, with 15" written on it, poorly

a laptop with a yellow arrow from the bottom left corner to the top right corner of the screen, with text labeling it "Screen diagonal size: 15.6 inches" Next to it is a pizza with a similar diagonal arrow, in blue, with 15" written on it, poorly

visual reference in case you need it

3 days ago 194 24 3 0
Digital doodle page on a square canvas of Anton the slightly chubby white unicorn trans man and Noelle the thin tan brunette mouse trans woman having sex. In one doodle Noelle is jacking off Anton’s t dick with two fingers, in another Anton is seemingly doing a very good job of eating Noelle’s ass, in the third Noelle is riding the strap, and in the fourth we see both of their lower bodies standing next to each other, Anton holding Noelle on a leash.

Digital doodle page on a square canvas of Anton the slightly chubby white unicorn trans man and Noelle the thin tan brunette mouse trans woman having sex. In one doodle Noelle is jacking off Anton’s t dick with two fingers, in another Anton is seemingly doing a very good job of eating Noelle’s ass, in the third Noelle is riding the strap, and in the fourth we see both of their lower bodies standing next to each other, Anton holding Noelle on a leash.

Oh these animals are FUCKIN

3 days ago 524 105 10 0
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fun fact: if you google image search "ear licking" you'll find a ton of pictures of people licking microphones. Weird, right?

(I will be taking no further questions)

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A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

4 days ago 8893 1307 57 31

Okay y'all, what's the most 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 video game you've ever played that just doesn't seem to get the attention it deserves?

6 days ago 120 5 134 36

I'll never forget that time when I made fun of a Bluesky engineer for describing the AI they were using as 'evolving', and they shot back with letting me know that their AI has 'learned what my face looks like' in a mildly threatening way.

Totally normal. Fun.

1 month ago 285 52 6 7
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Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code
Can you ask them to stop?

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

5 days ago 8669 2292 41 58

Oh buddy we can tell

5 days ago 57 16 1 0

man if you see black pride art especially with flags that represents my heritage and say if it's related to watermelons I'm literally gonna punt you into the sun

5 days ago 760 59 21 0
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Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

5 days ago 6810 1316 61 191

Exactly one year ago today:

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This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

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A screenshot showing two spam accounts trying to charge for various funds through Paypal.

A screenshot showing two spam accounts trying to charge for various funds through Paypal.

There is currently a #Paypal #scam going on with #ko-fi. Please be wary and turn off Paypal as a means to get cash at the moment. Use Stripe if you can. Keep an eye on this.

Thanks!

5 days ago 3 1 1 0

Compared to other creators, I get people complaining about my prices a lot. When I've been making less and less every year. Cause I haven't raised my prices as much or at all. I've been eating the costs of tariffs and other additional costs. I wish people appreciated that more.

5 days ago 59 10 3 2

A turtle came along the riverbank.
“Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.”

5 days ago 239 24 0 1

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

5 days ago 175 32 2 7
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Correction- Val Kilmer isn't starring in anything. A computer generated model is being used. Just call it what it is - using CGI (by way of AI) to milk every ounce of money out of a dead man's name and likeness.

6 days ago 316 10 0 1

Yea fascists you can keep his ass. Until he donates a couple Mil to trans health care to offset the incalculable damage he’s caused the Trans community he can fly himself into the fucking sun for all I care.

6 days ago 56 2 0 0
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Dave Chappelle Knocks Republican Party for “Weaponized” Transgender Jokes: “That’s Not What I Was Doing” After being called out for transphobic jokes, the superstar comedian told NPR that Lauren Boebert and other Republicans are politicizing his humor.

The anti-woke coalition is breaking up

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

6 days ago 282 45 63 150

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

1 week ago 14967 3868 173 365

Every last one of those bees are cursed, their honey is made of dead people, and now they rise, welcome to WORLD WAR BZZZZZZZT

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