i hope everything goes well! 💜

i really wish i was the sort of person who had these things saved and ready on my phone

*cue s2e6 bts*

i’m not sure why there’s a guy dressed as a pirate walking around in the courtyard but fuck it, welcome back ofmd.

Here's my take. They should give you one free checked bag and charge $100 for any carry-on that won't fit under your seat.

until recently i’ve always checked my bags (rip southwest) and they’ve never gotten lost. i usually roll up to the counter less than an hour before wheels up.

i can’t wait to make it out that way for another coffee date!

i tried to go on tumblr for ofmd stuff and could not figure it out. this old dog ain’t picking up any new tricks*

*from 2013

i was not into chaise lounge when it came out but i have really been digging everything i’ve heard off this new record. gonna pick it up soon when i get paid.

Just saw this in YouTube comment section and had to share

LOOK AT HIM

i grew up with a father who had substance abuse and anger management issues, and i am regularly reminded of how thankful i am that i did not also grow up in a house with guns.

just remember that the loudest folks are the minority, and it’s great that your school did this 💜

the gay urge to shake a water bottle at the hot babe getting sweaty on the exercise bike

i like that rhys looks kinda pouty in this photo and it’s “adorable”

florida au and it’s stede in his battle jacket.

i’m glad you’re okay, but fuuuuuck dealing with car accidents sucks. i hope you’re able to get it sorted with minimal hassle 💜

view of dog

I love that for generations of baseball, batboys would run out and grab the bats; everyone appreciated it but no one really cared or paid attention. Then they started replacing batboys with batdogs and now when THEY go out to get the stick everybody loses their fucking minds. Best part of baseball

if there’s room to put trash bags on the curb, wouldn’t that imply that there’s room to put a garbage can in which to house said trash bags?

my 4-month spotify premium promotion has ended, and i am pleased to report that the crisis pregnancy center ads have been replaced with ads for planned parenthood

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Garbage In Garbage Can - Simpsons YouTube video by flock of sebells

still so wild to me that putting garbage in a garbage can is a revolutionary concept for nyc

i would still fuck up a malibu chicken

forget an ice sculpture, i need a skeleton peeing at my next event

the best kind of blob

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

he kept this part of the thread

i feel dumber having read that.

i was just about to post the same thing. this movie really spoke to 18 year old natasha.