Today’s reading is Chapter 30: Dunbar and chapter 31: Mrs. Daneeka
Happy pages!
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Posts by Elly, FORMER captain of the Yossarian fan club
*looksmaxxing Hitler holding a gun to his jaw* Mein Bruders, the Hammer iz not enough!
Au contraire, this one’s a banger charloh ❤️
Hahahahahahahahaha irony died
I already ate dinner but if this showed up I would eat another whole dinner. 😍😍😍
Here’s the non-whole wheat recipe. I used whole wheat flour and added water. Maybe a little too much this time bc they were a little sloppier than usual. 😂 Still tasty tho!
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Four whole wheat panuozzos (a folded Italian flatbread thingy—kinda like an Italian pita bread?) on a cooling rack
One panuozzo smeared with mayo and stacked with tomatoes, lettuce, and bacon slices, on a bright orange plate
Dinner today was BLTs in whole wheat panuozzos 😍
Oh I love this for you guys! Can’t wait to hear how it is. Looks AMAZING
Haha happy earth day! Great photo ❤️
Oof. 🫂
the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.
You cannot technology your way out of technology facilitated misogynist abuse. We've tried. Over and over and over again.
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Hating women but leftishly is a trend to keep your eye on, it's going to get worse before it gets better
no ❤️
I’m hearing a lot of questions in the tech space lately about how to make customers trust AI and agents
Tbh I think coming in with:
“adopt AI or die”
“we stole this data so what”
“who cares about the data center energy consumption”
framings kinda nuked a lot of trust opportunities.
Epic. I love this.
Imagine making AI bird slop when Jacanas exist
Oh, she’s beautiful. Congrats!
Screenshot of a tweet by L. Louise Lucas discussing redistricting. Transcribed Text: I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1 2:08 PM · 1/16/26 · 1.5M Views
Virginia passed it's redistricting map. Louise Lucas spearheaded the effort, and developed the new map. It's worth remembering what she said when the two Senators for VA in Congress weighed in on the proposed map.
Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.
😂 he does have a /little/ restraint—there are a lot fewer scheisskopf jokes than there could be, eg, but not very MUCH restraint, and very, very little sober maturity.
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“They won’t even take shelter,” Dunbar argued bitterly. “They’ll pour out into the streets to wave when they see our planes coming, all the children and dogs and old people. Jesus Christ! Why can’t we leave them alone?”
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Hahahaha
General Peckem, about Colonel Scheisskopf:
“He began to wonder with genuine concern just what sort of shithead the Pentagon had foisted on him.”
I think this is only the second time that anyone has explicitly referred to him as a shithead, which is admirable restraint on Heller’s part 🪖
At least I’m not this bad!
“My only fault,” he observed with practiced good humor, watching for the effect of his words, “is that I have no faults.”
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Oh no. As someone who was mocked as a kid (and uh, may be tolerated as an adult) for using a vocabulary that’s sometimes ostentatious, I feel uncomfortably singled out by this description of Peckem’s verbal excesses. I use all of those words (tho I do use singular verbs w data even tho it’s wrong)
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His name is P. P. Peckem, eh? I definitely don’t think Heller was too sober and mature to make that dumb of a joke. 😂
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Today’s reading is Chapter 29: Peckem
Happy reading!
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He might be the only decent person left in this book.
Do you think he goes AWOL? I hope he’s fine.