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Posts by Elly, FORMER captain of the Yossarian fan club

Today’s reading is Chapter 30: Dunbar and chapter 31: Mrs. Daneeka

Happy pages!
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*looksmaxxing Hitler holding a gun to his jaw* Mein Bruders, the Hammer iz not enough!

9 hours ago 7 1 1 1

Au contraire, this one’s a banger charloh ❤️

9 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Hahahahahahahahaha irony died

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I already ate dinner but if this showed up I would eat another whole dinner. 😍😍😍

11 hours ago 9 0 0 0

Here’s the non-whole wheat recipe. I used whole wheat flour and added water. Maybe a little too much this time bc they were a little sloppier than usual. 😂 Still tasty tho!
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Four whole wheat panuozzos (a folded Italian flatbread thingy—kinda like an Italian pita bread?) on a cooling rack

Four whole wheat panuozzos (a folded Italian flatbread thingy—kinda like an Italian pita bread?) on a cooling rack

One panuozzo smeared with mayo and stacked with tomatoes, lettuce, and bacon slices, on a bright orange plate

One panuozzo smeared with mayo and stacked with tomatoes, lettuce, and bacon slices, on a bright orange plate

Dinner today was BLTs in whole wheat panuozzos 😍

11 hours ago 16 0 1 0

Oh I love this for you guys! Can’t wait to hear how it is. Looks AMAZING

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Haha happy earth day! Great photo ❤️

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Oof. 🫂

13 hours ago 1 0 0 0

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

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You cannot technology your way out of technology facilitated misogynist abuse. We've tried. Over and over and over again.

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Hey Blooski #StarWars fans ..Check out our unexpectedly popular hit YT series #ForTheEmpire

100% human made, No AI. Written, animated and voiced by actual biological units.
The original and best.

16 hours ago 10 7 0 1

Hating women but leftishly is a trend to keep your eye on, it's going to get worse before it gets better

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no ❤️

17 hours ago 212 6 2 0

I’m hearing a lot of questions in the tech space lately about how to make customers trust AI and agents

Tbh I think coming in with:

“adopt AI or die”

“we stole this data so what”

“who cares about the data center energy consumption”

framings kinda nuked a lot of trust opportunities.

19 hours ago 100 22 9 2
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Epic. I love this.

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Imagine making AI bird slop when Jacanas exist

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Oh, she’s beautiful. Congrats!

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Screenshot of a tweet by L. Louise Lucas discussing redistricting.

Transcribed Text:

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

2:08 PM · 1/16/26 · 1.5M Views

Screenshot of a tweet by L. Louise Lucas discussing redistricting. Transcribed Text: I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1 2:08 PM · 1/16/26 · 1.5M Views

Virginia passed it's redistricting map. Louise Lucas spearheaded the effort, and developed the new map. It's worth remembering what she said when the two Senators for VA in Congress weighed in on the proposed map.

20 hours ago 125 31 2 8

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

20 hours ago 7858 1515 85 73

😂 he does have a /little/ restraint—there are a lot fewer scheisskopf jokes than there could be, eg, but not very MUCH restraint, and very, very little sober maturity.
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19 hours ago 1 0 0 0

“They won’t even take shelter,” Dunbar argued bitterly. “They’ll pour out into the streets to wave when they see our planes coming, all the children and dogs and old people. Jesus Christ! Why can’t we leave them alone?”

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20 hours ago 1 0 0 0
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Hahahaha

General Peckem, about Colonel Scheisskopf:

“He began to wonder with genuine concern just what sort of shithead the Pentagon had foisted on him.”

I think this is only the second time that anyone has explicitly referred to him as a shithead, which is admirable restraint on Heller’s part 🪖

20 hours ago 4 0 1 0

At least I’m not this bad!

“My only fault,” he observed with practiced good humor, watching for the effect of his words, “is that I have no faults.”

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20 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Oh no. As someone who was mocked as a kid (and uh, may be tolerated as an adult) for using a vocabulary that’s sometimes ostentatious, I feel uncomfortably singled out by this description of Peckem’s verbal excesses. I use all of those words (tho I do use singular verbs w data even tho it’s wrong)
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20 hours ago 1 0 1 0

His name is P. P. Peckem, eh? I definitely don’t think Heller was too sober and mature to make that dumb of a joke. 😂
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20 hours ago 2 0 2 0

Today’s reading is Chapter 29: Peckem

Happy reading!
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20 hours ago 0 0 0 0

He might be the only decent person left in this book.

22 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Do you think he goes AWOL? I hope he’s fine.

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