Okay, maybe I do clean up alright...

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me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

ngl the vibe around Pokémon dropping their first great game with no catches in like 15 years with Pokopia and following it up with Champions is giving big Sonic Mania into Sonic Forces energy

Replaying Mother 3 but not sure I can connect with the setting. A bunch of fascist pig thugs ruled by a narcissistic manchild take over a society which is too spiritually poisoned by love of money to offer any meaningful resistance. I mean nothing like that could ever happen in real life

I know I've kinda locked in on taking pics lately but I'll be real I don't think any of them are beating the one time I got stuck in a bouncy castle crevasse cause it was only half filled with air

oh no no, Star Fox is the team. He’s the Star Fox’s monster

"Subway sucks" meme [LUIGI] BE LIKE [NO, YOSHI] [THAT'S] MY BROTHER [MARIO]

Happy Easter!!

In Pikmin 2, if you leave the defeated bodies of a Spotty Bulbear or Gattping Groink alone long enough, they’ll eventually recover and get back up with full health.

This is a subtle reference to Jesus Christ from the Bible, who was also defeated but respawned three days later.

Weaster is here! 🐣

Have an animated goat 🐐

lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.

flaming moe's

Drawing of a puppy holding a trans flag in their mouth with the caption; "Puppy pride!"

Happy trans day of visibility!!

Glamorous gal…

TikTok star “1980s Gamer” has been cast as Fox McCloud in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

He is most known for his role as Matthew “Matt” Jerkofferson.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House.

This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

My fursona slurping a box of Dumb Bitch Juice. He loves it

100% BITCH

Cate Meowdy quenching her thirst after a great game

#fornite #CateMeowdy

Try not to stare too long~

close up

Resident evil Leon Kennedy if he was in FNAF 3..