Art of the Deal:
Make China Great Again

The Art of the Deal negotiations are going well. Remember when Donald Trump demanded “unconditional surrender” from Iran before he gifted them the Strait of Trump?

Without negotiations, we either invade Iran or the United States of Trump admits defeat and lets them keep the nuclear material.

Funny considering that the current president (backed by Palantir) dodged the draft by pretending to have a disability.

$10.00 per gallon gasoline?

“Iran has agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again. It will no longer be used as a weapon against the World! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Loser gonna loser. Donald Trump should just announce America’s surrender already since he’s clearly incapable of reopening the Strait of Trump.

Sounds like Trump has committed the U.S. military to securing the Strait of Hormuz for an indefinite amount of time, where we weren’t deployed before the war, and despite his complaints that the U.S. doesn’t need the strait and it only serves other countries and they should take care of the problem

Pamela Jo should be testifying under oath today before House Oversight about the Epstein Files, but she is intentionally ignoring her subpoena.

I mean, as far back as Feb. 2025, Pamela Jo was hellbent on getting justice per the below Facebook post.

Let’s get the contempt process started, shall we?

Naturally, Pam Bondi is not going to show up to explain her cover up of the Jeffrey Epstein files; she can no longer use “the Dow is above 50,000” or her now-former perch as attorney general as an excuse to not answer questions.

Was DoorDash complicit in the fake Dasher faking delivering food to the White House using the DoorDash branding?

Amazon’s message to America:

Fake news from the White House. Ya don’t say?

Today's Famous Person with a Cat: Peter Magyar

I still can’t tell if it’s a Jesus or a Red Cross doctor:

Methinks Donald Trump’s DoorDashed chicken McNuggets were cold since they came all the way from Nevada. Did she get the $11,000 in tips on that one trip?

Why is everything about this administration fake? Doesn’t Republican Jesus ever tell the truth? Fake ceasefire, fake healthcare plan, fake wall…

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

They marginalize us because it rallies their delusional Evangelical base. But when it comes down to brass tacks, no one gives a shit, the majority of people don't watch talking heads, they live and let live and just want a roof over their heads and dinner on the table.

Here’s a $100 tip you can blow on higher gas prices now that I’ve blockaded the Strait of Trump.

“Don T’s Inferno” 😂

Meanwhile, in MAGA land: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/u....

Republicans are not “pro-life”.

How are “religious conservatives” not outraged at Donald Trump’s sacreligious mocking of Jesus Christ? As a Christian my reaction to Trump as Jesus “healing Jeffrey Epstein” was one of revulsion and sorry for what Trump and the GOP has done to religion and faith in the US. Trump is evil incarnate

It’s hilarious watching MAGA supporters use Elon Musk’s X to tell the pope to fuck off because they’re more Christian than him and claim the pope “[hasn’t] even read the Bible”.

As someone who once worked at Amazon, this sounds about right. Employees are strongly discouraged from interacting with one another because they might do something like unionize, talk about their problems with the company (including abusive management), and can’t be picked off one by one otherwise.

Jesus Trump treats his very out of shape body like he treats the United States apparently. Flashback:

"I'm going to be working for you, I'm not going to have time to go golfing."

Trump tweets quote calling him the "second coming of God" to Jews in Israel The president promoted a quote by a known conspiracy theorist claiming "the Jewish people in Israel love him like he's the King of Israel"

All hail—I mean “sieg heil”—to the Republican Lord and Savior, His Holiness Donald Trump.

The “second coming of God” has spoken: “Pope Leo is weak on crime”, unlike Pope Trump, who has been convicted of many felonies. He could “shoot somebody and [He] wouldn’t lose voters”. “Praise be to Allah”.

Neo Jesus Christ speaks: Y’all Americans are all dumbfucks so let me tell y’all the dumbest lie imaginable.

You decide. Instead of apologizing, Trump now claims this photo was just him as a doctor, not Jesus, after so many religious leaders complained of Trump’s sacrilegious action.

It’s clearly Trump who needs to see a doctor asap.

Yes, people are struggling. Yes, we have low information voters. But even low information struggling voters knew Trump was out to *hurt* others. People of color and women and the LGBTQ communities specifically. And they were FINE with that if... Trump made eggsd less expensive (which he didn't)

For such a practiced and profligate liar, Trump often doesn’t lie very well.

The post in question has also since been deleted from his Truth Social timeline.

One man was escorted out of the Sunday night town hall after shouting that the GOP is “morally bankrupt” and led by “spineless liars,” while the crowd cheered him on. trib.al/ALKGoPO

“You must impeach. He’s a fraud, he’s corrupt, he’s an incompetent psychopath,” the man yelled, referring to Trump.