If only this were true, writing is better but the music sounds boring 😭

Lizzo bringing her backup dancers lunch:

"Hello bomb maker, I am going into battle and I need your strongest bombs"

"My bombs are too strong for you traveler"

If I was a drug dealer I'd handout the drugs in these with a free sticker and a piece of candy

Shorty given bomb head, call her sloppenheimer

This fly keeps touching me, what they don't know is that I'll take us both out of this world.

Is this the creator of Minecraft?

LANA DEL REY?

I've got some experience with an Xbox controller, might give it a whirl and see what happens

Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First WASHINGTON—Analyzing the mistakes OceanGate made that led to the vessel’s disappearance, critics told reporters Thursday that the submersible should have been tested with poorer passengers first. ...

www.theonion.com/critics-say-submersible-...

Oh the onion how I adore you sometimes

Every hot person has a set of cat ears that they have no distinct relationship to but merely obtained for the gag, a goof, committing to the bit.

Incomprehensible

Went the way of the titan 😔

Why this is wrong, a thread 🧵 🪡 (1/???)

Wizard posting (3)

Sometimes you have to fire a guy with concerns about hull integrity. You know what else is corrosive? Negativity

REAL REAL REAL

Going to be the opposite of Twitter and view every thought on Bluesky in the best possible light. If someone says “I like pancakes”, I will think “this person potentially also likes waffles, which are also delicious”

Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout

that's it mandatory touching of grass for 1h a day is now implemented

He'll do anything for attention. There's no way he's not a narcissist

Knew this would happen

Wizard posting (2)

Entering a wizard posting arc

Lana Del Rey should release cult leader

Hummingbirds are an S tier bird fr

🔥 LOVE a good dough