I guess we be postin'

12 Hungry Men YouTube video by Techvi

that's gonna be you. that table's what I'm gonna do to you m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmXD...

like how long can one guy coast on a single Kevin Garnett championship

I don't think the internet appreciates me enough. I'll just try to pretend the Internet doesn't exist for the rest of my life. problem solved

lol that's gotta be it for Doc right

why is every wikipedia page like "Charcuterie Monterey Autobahn, known professionally as Cat Stevens, is a.."

I'm reading the history of Little League and it's all like FUCK girls keep being eligible to play because they're all 11 and dimorphism hasn't kicked in yet FUCK NO GIRLS ALLOWED DAMMIT

everything is so silly

my hypothesis is your lungs and liver can tough it out but you still need to sleep and move around and shit

if you get 7 hours of sleep a night and walk outside for 2-3 hours a day you can probably smoke and drink all you want and still get to 90

source: the French

just getting to the playoffs is a moral history after that start but then Frank is just gonna do something stupid in the off-season and negate all that so

yeah we're gonna have no shot in the first round lol

Trump is so fucking dumb lol

In Strait of Hormuz, Iran and China take aim at US dollar hegemony Tehran and Beijing both stand to gain from boosting status of the Chinese yuan.

Who says the news is all bad
www.aljazeera.com/amp/economy/2026/4/8/in-strait-of-hormuz-iran-and-china-take-aim-at-us-dollar-hegemony

I'm actually double immune. meaning if I bite a zombie they turn back into a human

pfffff bluesky

I am great at promotion!

'Where It Ends or Where It Starts" Animated Teaser (FULL SHORT) YouTube video by Ocean Alias

Yo Bluesky I just put out an album for my music project Ocean Alias! And an animated song teaser to go with it! It'd be really dope if you checked it out! Thanks!

youtube.com/shorts/mEcyc...

Listen on Bandcamp: oceanalias.bandcamp.com/album/where-...

Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7nnyr7...

curse jack dorsey

why is there another pixar movie out where a person of color becomes an animal

what does this make like 14

good luck! 👍

you know if they're hirin'?

whatever. there's nice stuff going on too! that clippers knicks game was hype

djj was the mvp but 9-foot-tall brook lopez got a 3 so he cinched the interview no matter what anyone else did

Lime Garden is the world's greatest band

my bangs flow the other direction actually but that's how I look in a mirror so sue me

if bluesky is consistent i'm expecting that to get zero engagement lol