Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

what more can be said

Bus stops all over San Francisco have an ad for some AI company that says "San Francisco has lost a lot of its soul"

And it's honestly the most "hot-dog-suit guy meme" energy ever

"shaddup mister burton!" lives in my head rent-free

Truly incredible 😆
I had a fun idea…
Love how @knotsnacks.com filmed this

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

I wasted so many years being normal passing

I call it my second breakfast - the wad of pills and supplements sure feel like enough to satiate a still-hungry hobbit (pleasing on the palate it is not).
<3

On orange cat asleep on top of a couch cushion. She has her front legs out in a superman pose, but has her hindquarters curled around so she is using her left leg as a blindfold across her eyes to keep the sun out. This is apparently comfortable because she is snoring audibly.

Advanced Leg Techniques: The Hamhock Blindfold

It’s actually fine & good to say “I would not vote for Newsom” right now bc he’s NOT the nominee! Ppl are saying “I won’t vote for Newsom” to be as loud as possible that he sucks and should not become the nominee, challenging Dems to do better. Newsom is not inevitable and NOT the right person.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

I’ve had dates like that. And I always picked the werewolves, because Old Criminals are usually better tippers and better with “favors” than New Criminals

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

zombie hello kitty piñata, as requested (in great detail) by my then-4yo daughter for her birthday party: pink dress, pink mardi gras pearls, yellowing white fur, missing half of the right arm, blood spilling down in red streamers from arm-stump (including exposed bone), mouth caked with blood of varying shades of red & brown (old brown blood on the top & getting brighter red toward the bottom of the mouth/face where bright red streamers hang in front of the dress), wood door knobs painted black—one with a bright blue x in the middle and the other with the same blue iris w red bloody veins throughout, & a bashed in skull w exposed brains spilling out in red & pink streamers

this is the zombie hello kitty piñata custom ordered by my sweet sweet 4yo daughter 🤩😅

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

Is it face palming if it's not your palm?

A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries

And it doesn't even protect children.

Preparing for the "kids these days don't know how good weapons are" thinkpieces

If an OS starts requiring my ID, I'm formatting that and installing something else.

If sites start requiring my ID, I'm out.

[screaming joyfully] NEW TATTOO CONSULT BOOKED!

It's so important to have good things to look forward to. <3

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

unmute, this is 100% right

The Minneapolis Dildo Brigade asked protestors across the country to participate in a Dildo Day of Action outside of ICE facilities and it went about as well as you can imagine 🥲 in Portland, Chicago, and L.A.

There was juggling, cornhole, drumming, frogs: the works. 🫣

ah the 1st state... squarolina

As soon as you don't conform: your mental health, your gender, your race, your disability, your class, your age, your queerness, your partners, you find the medical profession has a lot of power and control of your body.

So I am crying in advance and SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

Went into Godzilla -1 thinking it would be a fun movie. Walked out with just about every last tear wrung out of me after seeing a compassionate and caring story about a society used cruelly for senseless empire, & reckoning with the PTSD (personal & societal) that surely follows such death & greed.