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Posts by Zoomer Antimillenarian

The actual way you do this is by doing an intense Congressional investigation and getting them on 18 USC 1001 when they lie or conceal evidence.

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And you can pack SCOTUS to make sure they can't corruptly save their own asses from this shit.

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The fact that these guys think they have impunity will be a big problem for trying to resist Congressional subpoenas, b/c they will be sorely tempted not to take the Fifth publicly.

And if they lie or hide evidence, whoops they just committed the easiest federal felony in the book.

3 hours ago 24 1 1 0

Honestly, he could inspire some excellent uses of my PC's Ranaldan miracle that rewards me for spewing insane bullshit no one should be stupid enough to believe.

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The best way I can describe cybersmith's relationship with leftists and queer people is like if a German POW in ww2 was a hardline nazi but really funny intentional or not so the allies shackle him in the corner of the recreation hall and use him as a jester.

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TBH I'd kind of forgotten she even exists.

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I meant which cases.

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This is just gob-smacking blatant corruption. There's absolutely no question there have been cases decided by buying justices by now. The question is only which ones.

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At this point court-packing isn't enough. We need to jail and disbar some SCOTUS justices.

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Chief Justice’s Wife Made $10M+ as Legal Recruiter: Report At least one of the firms reportedly had a case before Chief Justice Roberts.

The corruption is just stunning.

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He's really just this meme but IRL

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A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, dated November 29th, 2017. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment “WRONG!!! 
This isn’t a videogame. Maille does not cause its wearers to incur a 15% penalty to speed. A fit man can jump, jog, and sprint in a maille hauberk.
If bullets had the force to break bones if spread over a large area, they would inflict those injuries upon the person who discharged the firearm they came from. Newton’s third law. The force applied by a bullet is also applied to the gunman. Chainmail is awesome, and the fact that we no longer require our military to supply our brave troops with it aught to be a source of national shame.”

A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, dated November 29th, 2017. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment “WRONG!!! This isn’t a videogame. Maille does not cause its wearers to incur a 15% penalty to speed. A fit man can jump, jog, and sprint in a maille hauberk. If bullets had the force to break bones if spread over a large area, they would inflict those injuries upon the person who discharged the firearm they came from. Newton’s third law. The force applied by a bullet is also applied to the gunman. Chainmail is awesome, and the fact that we no longer require our military to supply our brave troops with it aught to be a source of national shame.”

Can’t forget about him thinking chainmail stops bullets

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him & samoyed had a kinda insane chemistry

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A tumblr post. User megapope (now deactivated) posts (dated March 4th 2018) “someone has absolutely had to explain to donald trump that as president he cannot have people killed at will”.
User thecybersmith reblogs with comment (dated April 12 3018) “Actually yes he can.
There is legal precedent (from his predecessors) of both citizens and non-citizens being killed without trial, on an executive order.
The Blessed One could end the lives of all his critics, on a whim.
Consider that he does not, and what this suggests about his character. Could it be that he is a man of great morality, and exemplary self-restraint?”

A tumblr post. User megapope (now deactivated) posts (dated March 4th 2018) “someone has absolutely had to explain to donald trump that as president he cannot have people killed at will”. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment (dated April 12 3018) “Actually yes he can. There is legal precedent (from his predecessors) of both citizens and non-citizens being killed without trial, on an executive order. The Blessed One could end the lives of all his critics, on a whim. Consider that he does not, and what this suggests about his character. Could it be that he is a man of great morality, and exemplary self-restraint?”

Oh my god I totally forgot he used to call Trump “Blessed One”

7 hours ago 43 2 1 0

Everyone who knows why this is funny is going to Hell, but will feel compelled to tell everyone else about it too because it's that sort of cursed knowledge

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A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post. The account thecybersmith (dated February 8th, 2018) reblogs with comment “I called Joan Of Arc a war criminal for her use of illegal combatants.
She was a war criminal for the same reason Joseph Kony was a war criminal.
A military commander who knowingly recruits an ineligible person to serve (such as a child, or an invalid), is committing a war crime.” 
Academiemelusine reblogs with comment “And could you remind us all who exactly the illegal combatant was that Joan of Arc recruited?”
Thecybersmith reblogs with comment “Herself, of course”

A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post. The account thecybersmith (dated February 8th, 2018) reblogs with comment “I called Joan Of Arc a war criminal for her use of illegal combatants. She was a war criminal for the same reason Joseph Kony was a war criminal. A military commander who knowingly recruits an ineligible person to serve (such as a child, or an invalid), is committing a war crime.” Academiemelusine reblogs with comment “And could you remind us all who exactly the illegal combatant was that Joan of Arc recruited?” Thecybersmith reblogs with comment “Herself, of course”

Oh right and there was that time he called Joan of Arc a war criminal

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we have gotten bits and pieces about the atmosphere at DoL under Chavez-DeRemer so far, that’s why she’s resigning, but after somebody’s gone is when the stories really flow and about two weeks from now we’re going to start getting the craziest most toxic sex shit you’ve ever heard

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It shouldn't surprise me anymore, but man a lot of people have a real problem with, "this dumb, immoral thing is actually legal."

Or legal under international law even though it violates domestic law.

Alas, not every Bad Thing is illegal. Many Bad Things are perfectly legal.

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TBH everyone forgets that they and everyone except maybe the Iranian state were misled by how easy it was to bomb Iran for fun and profit from 2024-5 and thought that meant the actual state would be a pushover. Saddam Hussein made that same calculation in 1980, we all know how that went.

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We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

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FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

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Why do I want the highest political body in the land to be an opaque cabal where I cannot understand who or what is being discussed and what the actual opinion of the Justices are, why is that a desirable system, exactly

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Pretty sure not bothering to connect means to results *is* on the military. They damned well know air power doesn't topple a regime but they're killing a lot of people and accepting Genghis Khan rhetoric without a demur and the regime is intact and the survivors are pissed.

9 hours ago 8 1 1 0

politics is going to get worse. before it gets worse.

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I remember when I thought he'd be the most fearsome of all the nominees.

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if you're under Porter you gotta drop (thanks Yee)

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In that war Hezbollah became the biggest single threat on Israel's horizons because the IDF bought the idea after a lapse from 1974-2005 that it was just going to get a cakewalk against a despised group of Arab enemies. Hezbollah, OTOH, geared up for real big boy war and did so very successfully.

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