just saw an early bird getting the worm. unbelievable. you can’t make this shit up.

I like that

victoria had us buggin forreal!

new character: white guy who gets 2% cooler everytime he hears Phil Collins’ In The Air Tonight

8:16 PM has never felt more like 11:45 PM in all of human history

sometimes you get so intoxicated by the crowds chants of Go White Boy, Go that you don’t hear them cry No White Boy, No

I fucking love one piece

the only thing I would ever enjoy about living alone is the bathroom. my ass LOVES leaving the bathroom door open. a closed door while shitting? that’s not right. we are a species who needs to be able to plan an escape route in our most vulnerable moments. that’s why I hate airplane bathrooms.

where the fairies at???

me and my twin lowkey like the white guy version of Rhett and Link

Doctor Who is now so over that I had to call my dad to rant about it

me and my twin @aintnowaymyboy.bsky.social about to have an eyes wide shut summer

I lack the words to express how back doctor who was this week

how i will be sat in the theatre

new friends!

Sandwich as described

prosciutto cotto, stracciatella, arugula, black truffle honey on focaccia

BON IVER DO NOT MISS I LOVE THIS BALD MAN|

exactlyyy

had a beautiful sandwich, that means it’s gonna be a good summer

me and my twin just said “four arms the og, yeah” in unison when talking about Ben 10

losing in fortnite hurts as much as getting gasoline poured on you and then getting struck by lighting

cant pay. hopital.

I just tried this and it actually works really well

surprised you had the attention span to read this one tbh

crashing out because on top of everything else she got right in Parable of the Sower, Octavia Butler also predicted a recurrence of measles outbreaks in March of 2025

I am not immune to 1960s Peter Falk

The front cover of the novel "Another Country" by James Baldwin

The front cover of the novel "Distant Light" by Antonio Moresco

The front cover of the novel "The Last Samurai" by Helen DeWitt

The front cover of "The Savage Detectives" by Roberto Bolano

four favourite reads of 2024 btw

my new literally me?

HUGE

you read any book written before like 1920 and half the cast is bedridden due to a delicate constitution… I need that shit brought back ASAP!! fill my room with vapours and close the blinds! my constitution is acting up again (I have a tummy ache)