I also saved it but I never look at my bookmarks.

After a certain number of rewatches it does make sense to repost this instead of just scrolling down my feed for it over and over.

My feed gets absolutely filled to the brim with Warhound posting whenever there's a new release and I still haven't read the first book because my reading list is basically just there to shame me for never reading anything but reference manuals and documentation in my free time.

Be careful, Big Ears is listening. We shall continue this discussion at the next meeting of Little Rebels.

It's true. Unfortunately Big Psychology will take them away saying they're a "coping mechanism" because they're in the pocket of Big Big.

To be fair, they're really dry and texture-horrible and I warned her of those two things because I want her to trust me in the future when I suggest trying things by being up front honest but, y'know.

Eat the beanzzzzz

My gf was drinking a cocktail just like that and I said "you can eat the beans" and she was like "I'm not so sure" and then I ate one of the beans to prove it and she just assumed I'm a freak but when I worked at Starbucks we literally sold chocolate covered coffee beans.

Sometimes life ain’t so bad

I think the secret to curing migraines is invasive surgery and Big Doctor doesn't want us to know because they don't want Big Surgeon to get bragging rights.

Designing a dangerous product just so I can end up on @cpsc.gov's timeline.

Sleepaway Camp is a stellar movie thank you to my friend for showing it to me

I already knew about it because it was sampled in a Femtanyl song but it was still really good knowing the twist

What's uppy dog?

Screenshot of my post drafts. "I have no respect for the Rolls Royce family" Saved 22 days ago.

I have no idea what I was talking about in this draft. Is Rolls Royce a family??? Was I meaning to talk about the company and just got like, mixed up? I'm so fucking confused. What was I mad about??

"wetgasm"
my gf: "mmhm"

Chat screenshot. Other creature: "i am quite liberal with my stars" Me: "You're liberal???" Green face emoji. Puke emoji. Other creature: "NOOOOO"

Was just telling someone about how I have no fillings and my dentist says it's because I grew up in an area with fluoride in the water early on and got fluoride treatments at my childhood dentist and like...

Now I'm horny at the conspiracy idea it made me easier to hypnotize ;-;

No, but now I will...

God damn it now I'm going to get horny at the optometrist. ;-; I was already getting horny from the pain at the dentist and the invasiveness at the doctor.

I love this newly discovered species

This post was fact checked by real American patriots: TRUE Meme format includes a picture of Trump so I'm mentioning his name in the alt text because that should help with filters I think?

Random compliments are really hard to process and cause a mix of positive emotions and distress that's really confusing

A Telegram text chain between Kodah and a friend. Kodah - "A mzzle isn't enough I need to be leashed and tied." "Or nailed to a cross" Friend - "Jesus" Kodah - "Exactly"

Listen up buster. I'm not your average stupid panting puppygirl, you got that? I am a proud and powerful fox with a dubious amount of tails at any given moment. You can't fool me. You can't trick me. I WATCHED you put something in my drink.

Oh, it's a flavor enhancer? Yay! Thanks! Bottoms up!!

"sup cuck"
gf: "hello"
"you responded to cuck"
gf: "kills you"

How I introduce my friends to each other

Picture of a borzoi dog. Side view, dog is looking to the right. It's actually a flipped version of the original image so it looks a little bit closer to the gas can in the post this is a reply to.

Eagle brand metal gas can type 1, which has a single opening instead of a separate vent. Attached to the opening is a funnel that comes with the can. The can is red with yellow brand and warning text on it. The funnel is yellow. In the correct mindset, it kinda looks like a weird dog. Specifically because the funnel is angled to the side in the photo such that it looks like a side view of a berzoi, which is a dog breed known for thing long faces.

Admit it: This looks kinda like a dog.

Thinking about fun pranks I can pull on my coworkers and rating them against the social consequences of pranking my coworkers.

I am, so tired, and am failing to convince myself to get off the couch and go to bed. I can't fall asleep on the couch because my dog is taking up too much space.

There's a lot of videos on YouTube of people discussing hard vs soft panniers but they never really hit the reason I went for soft panniers on my motorcycle: They look way cooler.

Mechanical horrrrssseeeeee

Suffice to say, I'm having a great time.