Nahiri, the Harbinger magic card with my face on it.

Huh, why have I never noticed the resemblance?

Hey fellas, if you are upset about being associated with bad men because of the recent news of this abuse academy.

Wait until you find out what the women are dealing with.

We don't deserve to feel comfortable while half the world population has to live in fear of the other half.

WE WILL MISS YOU HALF-BOX Dear half-box, I miss you more and more every day. WOTC has left a Half-Box sized hole in my soul. February 9, 2024 Background image of the small open topped box that stopped being included in MTG bundles on Feb 9, 2024. Black and White filtered.

This is one thing I will NEVER forgive WOTC for.

I'm not above putting a tip jar on the sidewalk outside my home.

It was read... Just not correctly. 🤣

This pairs well with a nice Red from Eldamari's Vineyard.

lol. what?

Oh, this is much better.

Eladamri's Call {G}{W} Instant Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Tribal rivalries and petty disputes were laid aside at Eladamri’s summons. Illustrated by Kev Walker

What do you mean it's not called Eldamari's Call?!

Set Name:Release Date:Days since Previous Standard Legal Set Release Year 2026 Lorwyn Eclipsed:1/23/2026:70 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:3/6/2026:42 Secrets of Strixhaven:4/24/2026:49 Marvel Super Heroes:6/26/2026:63 The Hobbit:8/14/2026:49 Reality Fracture:10/2/2026:49 Star Trek:11/20/2026:49 Year 2016 Oath of GW:1/16/2016:106 Shadows over Innistrad:4/2/2016:77 Eldritch Moon:7/16/2016:105 Kaladesh:9/30/2016:76 Year 2006 Guildpact:2/3/2006:119 Dissension:5/5/2006:91 Cold Snap:7/21/2006:77 Time Spiral:10/6/2006:77

Data of Standard Legal sets released in 2026, 2016, and 2006. It shows the number of days since the release date of the previous Standard Legal set.

Largest Gap: 119 days {17 FNMs}
Shortest Gap: 42 Days {6 FNMs}

How does this data make you feel?

Raise Dead {B} Sorcery Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Illustrated by Jeff A. Menges

Happy Easter

A green egg painted to look like Michelangelo the ninja turtle.

A green egg painted to look like Michelangelo the ninja turtle.

Back of egg, the orange masks knot.

I made an MTG Easter Egg

Grapple with Death {1}{B}{G} Sorcery Destroy target artifact or creature. You gain 1 life. Not until Lluwen watched Professor Fel in action did he truly understand just how closely life and death were intertwined. Watermark: Witherbloom DailyMTG Story Spotlight Illustrated by Nereida

Many Magic players ask: Why did you leave your career in teaching?

My Answer: Too many sweats.

🥹 I love this.

The best thing about having never played in a competitive setting with Underworld Breach is seeing stuff like this and being like: Woah, it can do that too! 😆

That pattern is so cool!

A Samsung smart phone with a large Jah rune from Diablo 2 on the screen. Caption reads: When you thought you were ordering a Magic John Screen protector. But you actually ordered a Magic Jah Screen protector.

Diablo 2 Pun? Yes please.

Overload is the "Reply All" of Magic: the Gathering.

Three Dandân cards, with alternate arts. Magikarp, A Fish Stick, and a Qwilfish.

Dandân Night!

If I could broadcast a message to all new MTG creators, it would be:

Don't post a video about the banned for cultural insensitivity cards unless you're going to clearly denounce them.

Otherwise you are just curating an environment for hateful assholes.

Back in the day, when I would raid in WoW.

I would always listen to 'Burn' by Ellie Goulding any time we would attempt a boss fight.

What is your raid anthem?

Shredder from 1990 tmnt movie saying "You are here because the outside world rejects you."

Does TMNT belong in Magic?

Well, this line below is way too relatable as a Magic player for anyone to sincerely answer no.

😭😭😭

More Dandân progress.

Ohhh! What's your piggy's name? We have two, Boo and Trixie.

A Magic cards that has a fish painted on it. The name has been written as Dandân and the text box is painted white and says Islandhome. The power and toughness is altered to say 4/1. A caption says: Proxy so good looking you would think it was real.

No Dandân deck? No problem!
Don't worry, it's not AI.

As weird as it sounds, this game has been almost a spiritual experience for me. It's been so long since I've fallen in love with a Pokemon title. It is an absolute masterpiece.

DJT's comment about Pearl Harbor is another page in the book of disrespect and disgusting behavior exhibited by this fool. This isn't the first I've felt this way, but I'm so beyond embarrassed as an American by this continued evil BS.

A fake screen capture of the mountain from the upcoming Deadpool secret lair, edited to make it look like Scryfall is calling it Volcanic Island.

Totally legit, not hastily edited screen capture from Scryfall. 🫣

OG Dual reprint!?

A ditto who has transformed into trubbish plush sits on the shoulder of a devilishly handsome mustachioed man. Behind the ditto is a mermaid tail.

Sometimes you just need to hang out with your friends who are a bit trashy.