Where my homies that tryna soak mormon style?

Sprung a leak in the club last night and created a slight slipping hazard. Oops.

And I have so much respect because of it

Bro just called me unc. Noooooooooooo 😭

Nickelback dancin ass

I don't believe you're actually a new driver that needs patience.

I think you have anxiety

YEAH, I WANNA SEE YOU GET JAQD

God, I'm so tired of having to pick what to eat for dinner.

BUT WHERE IS THE SPAGHET

Love the music scene in Seattle

Holy badassery

Especially when you've got the pump and it's like, "I was just at the ARMory building these GUNS!"

Having arms that completely fill, and even stretch your sleeves is a good feel.

Doing low weight/high rep curls when some dude sets up right next to me and starts hammer curling exactly 2x my weight with all back/front delts.

Fuck off, weirdo

Natty lifter? Yeah, I'mma lift this natty light to my lips and take a sip yeehaw

Then I guess you're a shy guy with a small fry? Idk

Confidence is the demisexual equivalent to having a big dick

SOUPY DUMPIES

Soup dumps next. But I will.

I hate you so, so much

Practicing my dumpling game. I'm a beginner, but they're coming out alright.

To clarify - I'm offering up a whole ass room, not space in a room.

Any moots need an FWA room? I have a double in the Hyatt.

You ever wake up in the middle of a sexy dream, uncontrollably blasting cum into your diaper? Haha, yeah, me neither! So weird, right?

The "I'm now potty trained" bit is old and tired at this point.

Maybe you did, but I still use this sticker

They're insane, but I don't like the way I wobble across the gym floor like a newborn giraffe afterwards ☹️

Bulgarian split squats were invented as a torture method and nothing you can say will change my mind

...I'm gonna say yes.

Respect