one day, I will scream & I will not stop screaming. every exhale, every inhale, every exhale, every inhale.

gone off that shit that makes you do yoga

it's going to be very funny when they accidentally cause a general strike because no one can get to work because everyone ran out of gas & no one could afford it even if there was gas, & they never built legitimate public transit.

they're probably trying to cash in on that "the kitchen is family" money from the success of The Bear. the aggressive, dramatic competition was just contrived anyway

there's a scene with two of the characters on a couch & regardless of the rest of it, that part did make me sob.

blizzard 2026 & always #fuckICE

this is mostly a place where I say insane things but thank you @johndemarsico.bsky.social for everything you've given the fans, it's been magical

the January 3rd dlc for "famous last words" is gonna go crazy

thank you for permitting me 22 uninterrupted minutes of face in hands laughter & screaming

The truffle industry is a big scam. Not just truffle oil, everything You may be familiar with the truffle oil scam, but everything else you think you know about truffles is probably a lie too.

anything "truffle flavored" is made from petrol-derived ingredients other than the actual mushrooms so yeah, you're completely correct.

www.tasteatlas.com/truffle-indu...

@cpsc.gov what y'all got on this?

"I did it all by myself" experiments/projects where no one cries, bleeds, or fights are a complete success.

one better! it's privateering because they're under commission, which is historically good & has never caused a single problem. :)

between Fred & Daphne, at least one has rich parents, right? no chance any of them are dealing because Shaggy is definitely smoking anything they're holding.

John Brown

Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.

I don't know that I've ever considered pickling brussel sprouts. how are they?

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

I also go to a lot of shows so here are the ones that have left the biggest impression on me

Early: Arch Enemy
College: Behemoth
Blacked out (excitement): Agalloch
Saved my life: Bonginator
Weirdest cathartic sing-along: Crippling Alcoholism

modern jrpg in the downtime/reprieve after a major plot point is resolved (complimentary)

as soon as my country is not fully on fire & our postal services play nice, I'm going to need this

I had a hard cry after watching the red carpet interview tbh. Ms Rachel is an icon

the story behind the dress is gorgeous too. all of the embroidery started as art from Palestinian children. she discussed each piece on the red carpet, knew every child's name, & which child made which piece. incredible dress & person

I hope that one day it will feel like enough & we'll all be able to share in the joy, despair, & turmoil of its completion. thank you for sharing, brother

whatever it was, clearly this is validation that you were/are correct.

Norm MacDonald saying, "now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."

stressed, depressed, spiralling over something you never had? never wanted? didn't have access to? never will? never will? never will? your brain is broken.

lemon white bean pasta. it was an accidental creation but it's easy & it fucking slaps.

this is what they're keeping from us

thank fuck because The Fake Sound of Progress was incredible & it's been shelved for over a decade.

the pumpkin one in that variety pack is perfect.

throwing the pokeball at the premium