It does seem like the main “qualifications” to be in the regime are being white, male, straight, kissing tRump’s rump, donating big $$$, being racist, misogynistic, trans/homophobic, stupid, evil, and having an addiction. The more of these, the better the chance of being in the regime!

My 32 year old son is visiting and one of the first things he asked was whether I knew about your new job! Thanks for making my whole family excited and laugh our big asses off!

EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!

lol what a dummy

So we have had three top generals fired and the Secretary of the Navy resigning during a war...that is absolutely insane.

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OK. I’’ making an executive decision to get in 🛌 & pull the covers over my head while mainlining hard liquor 🥃 and listening 👂🏼 to loud music 🎶 for 48 hours.

This, combined with Lindsey Graham posting about a great call he had with POTUS about Iran five hours ago makes me really nervous.

God, I hope you’re wrong! But probably not…

PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed.

AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.

Unbelievable. A GOP judge in VA just blocked certification of the congressional map referendum, calling the whole process unconstitutional. Apparently, the voters’ will is optional now. 🙄
Counting on a swift appeal to fix this mess. ⚖️

Virginia court blocks voter-approved redistricting, appeal coming The appeal is expected to move swiftly — and could ultimately land before the Supreme Court of Virginia, which will have the final say on whether the voter-approved map can take effect.

NEW: A republican judge has blocked the redistricting effort in Virginia, invalidating yesterday's vote. But it's a pause, not a defeat. Read more here: www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

My cat needs to bathe after hearing hypocritical Fox reporter discussed on MS Now “Deadline.”

The Guardian: Nearly half of US children are breathing dangerous levels of air pollution, per an American Lung Association report, amid Trump EPA’s expansive rollback of environmental protections.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

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I could not respect her more! AOC is so good at simple, quick, genius responses to both hard and idiotic questions!!! And they can also be hilarious!!!! No wonder the GOP are so vile to her!

Wah ,wah, Jerry Mander says what?🤭

... Gerrymandering , The Electoral College , Big Money buying votes and Voter Supression .. Get rid of the cheating and no magat will ever get elected for anything ever again ...

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

@YesYoureRacist - Next time you see someone who hasn't filled out their DIY pride flag, help them out by coloring it in for them [ split-screen image showing a "Thin Blue Line" American flag sticker on a car window. In the first pane, someone has already used markers to color several of the white stripes red, orange, and green. In the second pane, a hand is shown using a yellow marker to continue "filling in" the stripes to transform the police-support sticker into a rainbow Pride flag. ]

I wouldn't do this, but it's funny

Its still pretty wild to me that Trump's first wife died by falling down stairs and was buried in a pauper's grave on a Trump golf course, and people didn't ask more questions about that.

jennywoodcarver on threads > Hegseth Gonna stop saying White Evangelicals and start saying Pulp Fiction Christians.

[pic of trump looking smug] stupid motherf-ckin' president ruining whole motherf-ckin' day again - satire

@realDonaldTrump - A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning, the Spirit was unbelievable, until the very end when, of course, there was a massive “Mail In Ballot Drop!” Where have I heard that before — And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory! Six to five goes to ten to one, and yet the Presidential Election in November was very close to a 50-50 split. In addition to everything else, the language on the Referendum was purposefully unintelligible and deceptive. As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about in the Referendum, and neither do they! Let’s see if the Courts will fix this travesty of “Justice.” President DONALD J. TRUMP

"As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about". Donald Trump.

He's as dumb as a box of rocks

*pours coffee*
*cracks knuckles*
*opens up Facebook*
Time to tell MAGAs that they're stupid and complicit.
*sighs*
Time to explain what complicit means.

I've been laughing at this for two minutes. I'm definitely not OK.

This is insane, tinpot authoritarian shit.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...

How many straight white men sexist asses does it take to “celebrate” (read: use women’s sports to photobomb & overshadow women athletes for a sexist photo op?) I also really wish these women hadn’t gone to the People’s House in protest!!! Wonder if they wish they hadn’t now. #MenTakingCreditForWomen

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

Irish Star: Greenpeace activists erected a mock "wind farm" on the 4th green of one of Trump's Scottish golf courses to challenge his opposition to wind energy. Golfers were also met with a sign saying: "Choose Wind, Dump Trump." 😅
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

“Global prices of jet fuel have risen more than 70 percent since the start the war at the end of February”